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D4vd charged with murder in slaying of 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez David Anthony Burke, the 21-year-old musician better known by the stage name D4vd, was charged with murder on Monday morning in the 2025 killing of a teen girl found dead in the trunk of a car in Holl...

BREAKING: D4vd charged with murder, sex abuse, corpse mutilation in slaying of 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez www.latimes.com/california/s...

Finally!

Honestly, we should all sue the government. One big ass class action for defrauding us.

Seems like there’s a story on how many marathoners have been impacted by Trump’s immigration policies.

Sharon’s visa delay kept her from her daughter. Now she’s running like her life depends on it. #BostonMarathon

Please let him attend.

2:01!!!!!

Is he going to beat the course record for the Boston Marathon?????

But is it loud?

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

They be running #BostonMarathon

Better with Basil!

Immediate cop!

We up! Get the decadence ready!

a woman in a dress and high heels is dancing on a parking lot . ALT: a woman in a dress and high heels is dancing on a parking lot .

In other news, it’s officially TAURUS SZN!!

Imagine how we would talk about our nation differently if we framed it as a story of race and state violence

Boston reads as a historically white city because of how we tell the story of the Revolution - but the first person to get popped by the Brits in America was you guessed it -

A Black Native American man.

Every event I go to in Boston they talk about how Boston has Black people. I’m originally from Richmond so those declarations are strange to me.

Nevertheless - I think the reason people don’t see Black people in Boston is because we don’t celebrate Crispus Attucks as a founding father.

Shout out to the Patriots - especially you Crispus! I know it’s about the battles during the revolutionary war but none of that would’ve happened without you.

I needed this day off.

Remembering the legendary Luther Vandross on his what would’ve been his 75th birthday..... One of the greatest & most amazing voices I've heard in my lifetime....

(April 20, 1951 – July 1, 2005)💙🕊💙

#Luther75

Cardi B recalls visiting FDR's house: "It was such a moment for me" "I love FDR, and I love Eleanor Roosevelt."

www.nme.com/news/music/c...

Her obsession with FDR is one of my favorite things about her.

The girl is smart.

As barbed wire blocks kids from class, Palestinians stage ‘Freedom School’

As barbed wire blocks kids from class, Palestinians stage ‘Freedom School’ https://aje.news/ifed7j

#WNBA

Jessica Chastain Says Apple TV Will Finally Release ‘The Savant’ After Postponement Following Charlie Kirk Assassination: ‘We’re Going to See It’ (EXCLUSIVE) Jessica Chastain says Apple TV will finally release ‘The Savant’ after streamer postponed it following Charlie Kirk's assassination in September.

The wild cultural overreaction in the wake of Kirk’s death looks increasingly bizarre the further we get away from it.

variety.com/2026/tv/colu...

Spurs, slow the game down. Take smart shots.

Wemby is unreal!

I don’t want to hear Reggie Miller this much