I feel like giving “Head”…

🤩

I’d give you mine if I could…

I don’t need any sissy witches in my feed; I have my irl ones. And if the AG Church couldn’t reprogram me, then at 62 and somewhere above 450#, why would a str8 woman even try? BLOCKED!

Happy birthday!

🎼What a man,🎶 what a man, 🎵what a man, 🎶 what a mighty good man…🤩

Grateful. 🫂

I think you already know that I’m game!

Do it! But get yourself some good gold hoops to wear during the healing process. Posts are more likely to get caught in a wig than hoops, and you can turn them easily while they’re healing too.

Happy birthday 🎈🎂🎁

Giving me some late night sucking dick vibes 😛

Big fat butt

Happy birthday! I brought enough cake for everyone 😉

Doesn’t need to be either. 😘

If I believed in a deity I would pray for an aneurysm to hit him on camera so we could bear witness to his brain actually frying on the air… but I would be satisfied with a serious widowmaker heart attack or stroke.(Especially if he crumples into a puddle of flesh with a full shitty diaper 🤣😂🤣!)

Happy birthday! 42 looks great on you!

I’d love to… especially if we’re playing handball at the time… 👊🏼💦

😍

That was a wink, right? I feel flirted with… 🫦

I can provide references

Just give yourself some grace to have fun that’s FUN FOR YOU… and don’t feel like you have to force it because if you have to force it, you won’t enjoy it.

Aw, fuck… well, I guess as long as I live under your roof… 🐖

No matter how well you wash them, they always end up… dirty

You can have it 😉

Hello, handsome! 😍

Entrée and dessert…
But which is which? 😋🤤

I’m a bit of a birdwatcher myself 😉

Don’t trust her… people who “cross the aisle” usually have an axe to grind and seldom have an epiphany. Conservatives who suddenly embrace liberal ideals are probably just looking to fuck things up from the inside!

Get better! 🫂