I love you Vladdy. The sound of the ball coming off the bat was just 😘

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The words every daycare parent fears ‘there’s a tummy bug going around’

- Max Scherzer, probably

I think Max must have visited them.

Drive to Toronto because toddler wants to watch airplanes. Get to viewing point, immediately see an A380 and toddler lasts 5 minutes because it’s too windy 🤣

lol story of my life

And really, I should have just gone to bed at 8:30 like I wanted to.

If there was one player on the team I’d be afraid to make angry, it’s Max.
They need to give themselves a good shake, and sort it out. They better not let Gausman down tomorrow.

Maybe a trip to Buffalo is what he needs to sort whatever this *gestures wildly* out.

If I am Max Scherzer I am visiting Jeff Hoffman in his nightmares tonight, you know he has that power

Max needs to visit them all in their nightmares. But especially Jeff.

Schneider looks absolutely dejected.

Well this inning has been terrible.

Gaines probably wasn’t the first person Trump insulted after criticizing him. My guess? Tied for fifth at best, but if she’s not careful she might still make that her whole personality

I’m not so lucky lol

It could be worse, you could also be a Leafs fan.

Opposition leader Péter Magyar at a rally.

Orbán's electoral crushing is a far greater achievement than most people outside Hungary realise.

He systemically consolidated power for 16 years, fixed the electoral map, abused govt power for political purposes & censored media.

The hurdles that Hungarians overcame for this moment were immense.

Orban is not conceding because he's honourable. He's conceding because his defeat is so comprehensive even he can't pretend he won.

Is this what good news feels like?

POLITICO Breaking news Orbán on course to lose Hungary's election, according to early results His opponent Péter Magyar is set to win more than 130 seats in the 199-seat parliament, the figures signal…

What bliss to be alive!

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Are the Jays cursed?

I don’t think I’ve managed to watch a full game this year. I’m so fed up with them.

Pub Song | SNL UK YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK

I’m still singing this from 2 weeks ago!

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Is Melania Trump talking about Jeffrey Epstein now to distract from her husband’s epic failure on Iran? (This hideous idea was literally a joke just a fortnight ago.)

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Omg it’s a Christmas miracle.

Davis Schneider will just keep starting rallies until morale improves

Main character syndrome.