ADVANCED SHAOLIN WORKOUT FOR MEN AND WOMEN . Here is how to do it

STEP 1 eat 100 EGGS in 10 minutes

STEP 2 OUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH JUMP UP And DOWN A LOT

That dude wearing the green sens jersey so the reason they're losing lmao

BEST GOALIE SINCE BELFOUR

Play pause your tv/stream s couple times to sync up the Joe Bowen call from the NHL app or the tsn website, every game gets 1967 times better

Can y'all remember the last time we were all excited to watch a leafs playoff game without dread?
It's been 20 years for me

BEAM US UP SCOTTY

1.8 left.
My jaw dropped

Win or lose, Sabres can go home knowing they're one of the few teams in the league with a better 3rd jersey than the Leafs

what is a man? a miserable little pile of tweets

Frame #4972 from 60sE35 the ferris-wheel mystery

the grinch’s heart was a grower not a show-er that day

I think you got mine instead

The soda brothers

H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu

Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy

Hey siri end of life care facilities within 100 yards of a mcdonalds

antiretrofenestration: being fired out of an oversized potato cannon into the building

Still think AI is harmless? What if I told you an AI recently taught itself the Neutron Dance - without anyone ordering it too? And then did several Google searches for “how to do the neutron dance to impress women”. And then most insidious of all did this on my work computer where I would be blamed

My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat

Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other

listen. you need to be mousemaxxing. u need to be burrowing somewhere cozy. you need to be eating little snacks. chittering and chattering. cleaning your little paws. twitching ur nose. scampering. u need to be in their walls. gotta be mousemaxxing

Boy math is determining how many garbage snack foods you can use to replace the calories you’d get in a real dinner

News article saying Twitter is removing ability to see interaction counts (likes, reposts, comments) on timeline

Twitter is doing a new type of Ship of Theseus experiment, how much boat can you remove while still calling it a boat. Is one wood plank a boat. Is the ocean a boat

I like this drawing of Howard the Duck :)

Hello I am gorl

I mean, I didn’t, but this is pretty much standard first date conversation for me

"Sorry I struggle to keep up with messages, I have ADHD" - Clinical, passé. Invites unwanted questions

"The curse I carry permits contact only when stars align" - Mysterious, exciting. Demands the most be made of your time

New admin of R/ surprisinglywholesomepegging

Yooooo come through we’re taking the ink out of pasta and putting it back in the squid

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HELP I THOUGHT YOU MEANT SOMETHING ELSE WITH THIS

It's a small circle over here. Makes the post goal mosh pit even better.