TACO Tuesday!!!

I don’t give a shit what you personally believe so save it, you narcissistic sonofabitch. NOT all Wheat Thins are created equal. Deal with it you insufferable prick.

What’s the over/under on when an ICE agent will flip out and shoot up an airport? I’ve heard 17 days but I wanted to be sure.

I’m amused by society’s collective pearl clutching over the human dick wart’s eulogy of Robert Mueller as if they expected more from him as a president. I lost all respect for him after the “pussy”bombshell like most forward thinking Americans. Welcome to the party, pal.

Chuck Norris just Chuck Norrised the shit out of death.

i think they’re called tongue depressors cause ur sad the popsicle’s gone

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That’s nothing. Umm … remember Hunter’s computer? That’s a scandal!

Jared Kushner pledged to bring peace to the Middle East when all he really wanted was to bring a piece of the Middle East to Jared Kushner. #OpportunisticNepoBabyConMen

Gotta give the other world leaders credit, they’re being a whole lot more tolerable of The King of Trumpamerica than I would be if I woke up in their position one day. Can you imagine that?? Waking up and you could arrange a punching of Trump’s balls just by calling your Secretary of Ball Punching??

Why old people shouldn’t use AI.

Just a reminder …. Trump has not sued anybody for calling him a pedophile. The man who will sue anyone that looks at him crosseyed is mum on anyone accusing him of child rape.

A lot of people are comparing Trump to Hitler which is unfair. Hitler never raped children.

You can’t find anyone more bummed about the bombed elementary school in Iran than Trump himself. All those little children … dead. BEFORE he got a chance to finger them silly.

Iran … hey Iran.

What are you waiting for? I think y’all are chicken.

Prove me wrong.

Hey Iran,

Your turn.

Bob

I have a face you just want to punch. I’d rather you didn’t but I completely understand if you do.

Iran is vowing revenge for the murder of their supreme leader. I think I'm cool with that. Come get our leader. An eye for an eye and all that shit.

It would save a lot of lives if he would just admit he fucked children and his wife’s a walking sperm bank.

Trump is telling Iranians to “take back your country”.

Somebody call Alanis Morissette because that shit is Ironic.

Imagine two cows having sex. Now imagine them wearing tiny hats. What's wrong with you?

I'm not watching the State Of The Union. I'd only be watching to see him shit his pants on live TV but that'll be all over the internet on Wednesday.

Reading the Epstein Files and have learned one thing ... when it's your turn to suck off the President and you accidentally use a little teeth, you've just bought a one way ticket to Suckerpunch City. my friend. Donnie don't play dat shit.

When Trump tells the CNN journalist that they're "fake news" at his conference after the Supreme Court ruling on tariffs, why don't they shout back that he's a fake president. What have they got to lose?

I only WISH I could have shown up for school smelling like weed. My dad was a garbage man and my mom was a porn actress. I showed up for school smelling like trashy jizz rags. And trust me … those rags can hold a lot of jizz.

He has GOT to stop shaking so many hands! When will that wacky guy figure it out?

RIP to all the American soldiers who are about to die to protect a paedophile from accountability 😭😭😭