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Posts by Count Dracula (PARODY)

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He's in a bad mood today.

Best steer clear unless you plan on offering yourself up as his breakfast.

3 months ago 0 0 1 0
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𝒟𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝓀ℯ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈
𓂋
ʚ♡ɞ

#seductivesunday

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Dead Or Alive

@anastasiamitchell.bsky.social

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Music for Drac's Faves

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Cravin'

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"NO! NOW BEGONE YOU IRRITATING PEST!"

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One final deep inhale and he released Anastasia from his iron grip before disappearing into the shadows.
It was as if he'd never been there at all.
(2/2)

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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The sound of her racing heartbeat was like a drug to the Count. He almost didn't want to let her go.

"Run my darling. You can't hide from me. I will have you."
(1/2)

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Blood // Water

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Super Villain

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Tear You Apart

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Music for Drac

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a man with long hair is wearing a black jacket and earrings and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with long hair is wearing a black jacket and earrings and looking at the camera .

"No. I do not play to the whims of numbskulls."

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Eɴᴢᴏ ﹐ Sᴛ. Jᴏʜɴ
142 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀
ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ Dᴇᴍᴏʟɪsʜ﹐ ₁₈﹢ / ₂₁﹢
Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ / Dᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ / MDNI
Sɪɴɢʟᴇ sʜɪᴘ ᴏɴʟʏ
Cʀᴇᴅɪᴛ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ﹕ Tɪᴄᴋᴛᴏᴄᴋ

↻﹢♡

4 months ago 4 4 0 0
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Round 2! FIGHT!

4 months ago 22 5 20 0
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The Count is enjoying his own version of a feast on this Thursday evening.

Be careful or you might end up as a main course. 😈❤️

4 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Dracula was on her in a heartbeat.
He grabbed her from behind and held her tightly against him.
His nose buried in her hair as he breathed in deeply.

"You smell divine my darling."

He murmured low in her ear.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0
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It's #ManicMonday and he's absolutely KILLING it. Positively SLAYING. ✨️

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Do tell me, just how dangerous I am. 😈

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Please don't.
He'd rather bathe in holy water under direct sunlight. 🙄

4 months ago 0 0 0 0
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DO. NOT. HUG. HIM.
You will get murdered violently. 😠🧛🏻‍♂️

4 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Definitely stolen but he doesn't care! 😈

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
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It's #ManicMonday and he's absolutely KILLING it. Positively SLAYING. ✨️

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It's #SeductiveSunday and here's another banger(as the mortals say). 😈❤️

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Yes.

The Count Dracula.

He'd be intrigued to hear about how famous he had become.

5 months ago 1 0 1 0
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He's watching @anastasiamitchell.bsky.social from the shadows.
She looked delicious and was a perfect candidate to become one of his brides.

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

I thought you weren't done with the reply. Whoops! 🤭🌈💜

Sleep well! 🥰🌈💜

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