This is clearly Bunnicula fan art. 😆

I used to think aspartame was pronounced "ass-part-a-me," and I still kind of think it should be.

Adults with ADHD live shorter lives than those without a diagnosis, a new study finds A large study of 30,000 adults diagnosed with ADHD in the U.K. found women with ADHD died roughly nine years younger than women without a diagnosis. Men had about a seven-year shorter lifespan.

Possibly a red flag: my first reaction to this study that people with ADHD live shorter lives was gratitude.

www.npr.org/sections/sho...

Hmm. I'm going to prescribe you these antibiotics.
/Hands you a mostly empty jar of pickles

Update: I just got an ad for Subaru, so I'm now a licensed lesbian too.

I just got an ad for stethoscopes on Amazon Prime video and now I'm confused about my algorithm. Has Amazon decided I'm a doctor? And in Trump's America, is that enough qualification to start practicing? Hit me up if you've got an infection or anything.

Good morning. I just used the calculator app to figure out how old I am. Math is hard.

(I'll be 46 next week.)

Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.