oh wow, that makes sense now

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except in the 2026 version you get run over by a car as soon as you step off the trolley

25% of the time it works every time

came here to say this

and later a 9th, after he resigned. I can't understand why so many people have memory holed all of this and think it was about a photo

it'd be great if you could get off Substack

I refuse to believe that Big Cardboard Box didn't play a role ;)
It's kind of their whole thing!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard...

ok ok but what about mutant fighter jets

holding hands with his lil buddy

I was trying to discern if he was also holding hands with his Commando neighbor

you can do that on your posts

congratulations, thank you, and I am so very jealous of what you are feeling!

can't tell if this is ironic or not

minus any shred of pathos

UPGRADE

he's one of the very best of our worst, and that's saying something

you're talking about a criminal trial, but Kathryn asked you about a gubernatorial campaign. You do understand they are different things, right?

It really is just a compliment machine, made by and for guys who weren't getting compliments anymore.

<mob guy voice> "ya keep this guy around, we make things nice and easy for ya, capische?>

see what?

you'd think if they had a case, at least one of the dozens of legal organizations they talked to would have identified it.

"We've been talking to local law firms, national law firms. By my account, we probably talked to dozens of legal organizations and law firms. None of them took it."

you did good.

when two years later Dad is both in court and on the news, still helicoptering for his kid, it does suggest a strong hypothesis for why the kid got rejected everywhere.

I recently became a Von Doomscroll myself

I mean he certainly doesn't know what tariffs are, so that tracks

Dear international friends,

Do not travel to the United States this summer for the World Cup. It isn't safe for us, and it's absolutely not safe for you.

Sincerely,

An American citizen

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

We understand this, you don't need to describe it. What you need to do is very clearly call for impeachment, and call for our incumbent @pelosi.house.gov to do so as well. That is, if we are to understand what you might do differently in the role.