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Posts by Astra Jean

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You fandom people have lost your fucking minds

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Big Challenges the crocodile wearing cool red sunglasses on a red skateboard "They call me BIG!"

Big Challenges the crocodile wearing cool red sunglasses on a red skateboard "They call me BIG!"

When I tell you I had this idea like two year ago and just drew it in under an hour lol anyways long live BIG C!!!!!!!

1 month ago 1233 505 14 3

We should be allowed to egg Matt Yglesias

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

what's that? you're a mech pilot and you're rivals with another mech pilot? sounds pretty gay bro

2 years ago 69 20 4 2
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Well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers

4 months ago 31 5 0 0

ANY MAN WITH A MASK AND YOU ALL FOLD

4 months ago 39 11 1 0

"Mama ain't raise no bitch & even if she did it's my brother."

3 months ago 93 31 0 0

i know char spends the entirety of CCA hating himself and being dead inside but the thing is that he's soooooooo sexy while he does it

3 months ago 43 9 3 0
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all my conversations this weekend

3 months ago 157 20 0 1

Has Matt Yglesias considered falling off the wall

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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It's so fucking sick that even if a GM loses it's head the pilot can say "fuck it", open the cockpit and fight til he can't fight anymore.

7 months ago 402 104 10 4

(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice

7 months ago 6617 1390 118 48

knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality"

8 months ago 1775 242 15 10
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The Phantom of the Paradise

circa. 2022

8 months ago 4285 1370 40 8

We're not doing another round of emotional labor dynamics in interpersonal relationships are we

8 months ago 3 0 0 0

People are not seriously claiming doordash is less effort than microwaving something. That is completely unserious.

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Really impossible to overstate how completely this guy has failed at every aspect of being an opposition leader over the past six months. Jeffries is a truly inspiring example for every soulless careerist who would rather be king of nothing than stand for anything decent in the world.

9 months ago 5964 1054 311 80
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I don't think you should talk about people like this

9 months ago 3 0 0 0

My boss has pissed me off so much that it's bled significantly into my off time, which is not to mention the 9 months he harassed me constantly off hours. The only justice to me would be if I got to randomly non-lethally electrocute him for 9 months.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Look what else are you gonna think about as you're stuck in traffic and a guy merges late over the divider.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Kind of a no duh statement but as a symptom and propagator of hyper individualism, driving just overwhelmingly rewards being a bad actor.

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

Shoutouts to honey nut cheerios

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

If your response to "the one you like is the good one, and the one liked by the people you don't like is the bad one" is "exactly! Simple and effective" you are a fucking dullard, sorry.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

Just saw somebody openly admit "I consume things soley for the representation" and while I must respect their upfront honesty, I also therefore find their intellect to be about that of a hive insect.

10 months ago 0 0 1 0
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San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

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Look not to rehash old discourse but I just read the argument "TLJ was good because it gave orphans a hero in Rey"

... what are we doing here c'mon

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