crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

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Fart To Choke Sharts by Penry Rollins

The Normal Rockwell painting Freedom of Speech featuring a man standing up at a town meeting and giving the nerds in the audience the what for.

Weird Al’s “Dare to Be Stupid” was crucially influential on my taste in music and humor.

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

🙏 🦶 🙏

Excited to have this exchange regularly for the rest of our lives

How was this a month ago? I thought it was last week

All right! I'm gonna wear mine out for a run today. Stickers are now available too! topa.to/wigu

A picture of a young, spry Doug Mulder the dog

A picture of an older Doug Mulder the dog looking a little worse for wear

How it started/How it's going

thank you moon for the timeline cleanse

No big deal just a solar eclipse as seen from the moon streamed to us here on Earth by astronauts who are farther away from their home planet than any human has ever been

Jeffery Rowland: I realize you're all still drunk from Spring Break but Easter is this weekend and we have to celebrate it. Does anybody know how to celebrate Easter? Baby Lam: Sacrifice a goat to ensure fertility? Lucid John: The human race no longer requires supernatural help in that area. Weedmaster P: Kill a homeless person to see if we can them back to life? Tallahassee Econolodge (?): Homeless people are protected now. Jesus: Are you idiots so stupid you can't just paint some eggs and eat too much? Weedmaster P: Lame. Jeffery Rowland: That's lame, dude.

Easter

FUN! Putting this on my calendar!

Twitter screenshot with the following text “Mason @realMasonMohon •1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don't understand marriage 1 Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites • 1h The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. 1 ill 37 Mason @realMasonMohon •23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As I'm sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ill 9 L ... Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites ... I also suck dick 11:18 PM • 2/9/24 from Earth”

Whoever invented the Facebook laugh reaction has so much to answer for

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Cool new T-Shirt design that says GenAI is for Losers ✨like that old Virginia is for Lovers design.

Virginia may be for lovers ❤️, but GenAI is for losers ✨. New shirt up for pre-order! Every pre-order gets a free sticker too! topatoco.com/collections/...

“We have a nice stockpile” forever 🖕🖕🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖕🖕

a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is . Alt: Natasha Rockwell as Kelly on the show “Insecure” saying “You know what that is? Growth.” while making a growing plant motion with her hand.

Same and also, irony of ironies

Omg yes #QueenLatifahOrNOTHING

The other day I jokingly said to a friend IMAGINE MARRYING A MAN?! IN 2026?!?! and we both genuinely laughed until we cried at the very idea so maybe I wasn’t joking

A digital illustration of a fat cat, done in yellow, cream, vermilion and forest green. The cat is stretching to try grab some treats, with the treat box being stuck around its waist.

failing is hot girl behaviour 🫵🏻💥

Gonna start referring to my enemies as “real Softy Walters, the lot of ‘em!”

Never know
When you might wanna ho

The recommended age for the HPV vaccine has been 5 years younger than I am since 2006 and it will probably continue to be five years younger than I am until I die (of massive genital warts) 💅

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, Dracula!

i’ve come to believe that we will never solve the literacy crisis by talking about reading as “watering the garden of your mind” or whatever. books are, and have always been, the favored medium of God’s purest freaks and degenerates. Reading isn’t a salad. If you’re doing it right, it’s a vice.

I mean, I’d read it!

Resthaven Funeral Home Sticker Resthaven Funeral Home was the Number One Funeral Home until a couple of years ago. Official Jeffrey Rowland merch at TopatoCo.

Today is National Funeral Director and Morticians Recognition Day. Honor these heroes by buying a sticker about a Funeral Home that doesn't exist from the perspective of someone who works there and has pretty bad impulse control. topatoco.com/products/wig...

The cool thing about being bisexual is that some days you’re Beavis and some days you’re Butthead