crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

🤗

Truly, 😂😭

Modern building on the Hampshire College campus with the word FUCK in chalk on the walkway before it.

Stole this pic from my boss’s FB, just to give an update re: where I’m at

How can I make enough money to live on AND not want to die for most of the day? Why haven’t I figured this out by now?

Fart To Choke Sharts by Penry Rollins

The Normal Rockwell painting Freedom of Speech featuring a man standing up at a town meeting and giving the nerds in the audience the what for.

Weird Al’s “Dare to Be Stupid” was crucially influential on my taste in music and humor.

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

a cartoon character is crying in the desert while holding a flower . Alt: A cartoon character (tell me if they are famous I’m sorry) is crying in the desert while breakdancing.

Luckily there’s an expected high of 83 degrees and yet it snowed nine days ago

a pixel art drawing of a ghost with a tear running down its cheek . Alt: A lil pixel art guy dancing with a tear running down their lil cheek.

Officially getting laid off today…let Fun Summer (now with more coupons and library books) begin!

🙏 🦶 🙏

A text to me saying “And if you want to start a feet pics collective I’m considering it” and a pop up from Siri helpfully noting “Siri Found A Reminder: Start a feet pics collective. Today.”

Friends, I am losing my job but luckily Siri is stepping in to help

Excited to have this exchange regularly for the rest of our lives

How was this a month ago? I thought it was last week

All right! I'm gonna wear mine out for a run today. Stickers are now available too! topa.to/wigu

A picture of a young, spry Doug Mulder the dog

A picture of an older Doug Mulder the dog looking a little worse for wear

How it started/How it's going

Time to DRIVE?!?!?!?!?! To WORK?!??!!!?!?!?!!!!!!?!?!?

It is goddamned motherfucking snowing and I am furious, appropriate Prince song NOTWITHSTANDING, MASSAFUCKINCHUSETTS!!!!!

thank you moon for the timeline cleanse

No big deal just a solar eclipse as seen from the moon streamed to us here on Earth by astronauts who are farther away from their home planet than any human has ever been

Jeffery Rowland: I realize you're all still drunk from Spring Break but Easter is this weekend and we have to celebrate it. Does anybody know how to celebrate Easter? Baby Lam: Sacrifice a goat to ensure fertility? Lucid John: The human race no longer requires supernatural help in that area. Weedmaster P: Kill a homeless person to see if we can them back to life? Tallahassee Econolodge (?): Homeless people are protected now. Jesus: Are you idiots so stupid you can't just paint some eggs and eat too much? Weedmaster P: Lame. Jeffery Rowland: That's lame, dude.

Easter

FUN! Putting this on my calendar!

Twitter screenshot with the following text “Mason @realMasonMohon •1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don't understand marriage 1 Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites • 1h The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. 1 ill 37 Mason @realMasonMohon •23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As I'm sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ill 9 L ... Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites ... I also suck dick 11:18 PM • 2/9/24 from Earth”

Whoever invented the Facebook laugh reaction has so much to answer for

Trust me when I say once again, Smith, that you REALLY do not want to know!

Time for my quarterly snortsob upon being exhorted to “Submit [my] class note to the Smith Quaterly!”

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Cool new T-Shirt design that says GenAI is for Losers ✨like that old Virginia is for Lovers design.

Virginia may be for lovers ❤️, but GenAI is for losers ✨. New shirt up for pre-order! Every pre-order gets a free sticker too! topatoco.com/collections/...

“We have a nice stockpile” forever 🖕🖕🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖕🖕

a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is . Alt: Natasha Rockwell as Kelly on the show “Insecure” saying “You know what that is? Growth.” while making a growing plant motion with her hand.

Same and also, irony of ironies

Omg yes #QueenLatifahOrNOTHING