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how it feels to read ao3 on an iPad that’s visible from space

no shot dude

do you think in the mlp universe there’s Mormon ponies and they call themselves the latter hay saints

what the fuck no stop

fat white woman with overplucked brows and liquid eyeliner who runs a squadron of waitresses like it’s the navy. This is the only type of white woman that can set you free

im gonna microwave my fucking printer if it continues behaving this way.

just to send a message ig ….

I miss my video star days man my phone was definitely hacked by Russians but I didn’t have a care in the dam world

which is why i think poetic, elusive, hard-to-pin-down language is actually closer to the nature of reality than clear, precise language is. precision works by narrowing scope artificially. it’s only useful as far as you can assume deeper context and tell lies by omission

most ppl understand dictionaries are descriptive of language, not prescriptive. but go one layer up and language itself is only descriptive of reality, not prescriptive. the map is never the territory. this problem gets worse the more rigidly you think about language

“is water wet” is a decent example of this to me like people debate this SO seriously and I just cant. what are you even talking about

like ppl will actively make appeal to definition fallacy arguments and STILL not grasp the problem with their question. it’s like there’s no meta awareness. they’ve never peaked beyond the door of their own first language in order to realize how trivial the words they use really are

it’s really frustrating when monolingual people try posing a question to that is obviously a linguistic question, but they think it’s a philosophical one and no matter what you say, you can’t get them to understand this

if he wore the dress it’d be top 3 sinclairs for me probs

me bc hexnail Sinclair doesn’t wear the dress

sometimes you just have to go to Aldi to drown out the pain 💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🌾🥀

we could all use a wholesome little crackdealer in our lives

(We=onika
Crack =burgers)

bsky fumbling the same bag by being an overly generalized, loosely connected hub where users all stumble confusedly thru its shitty, growth-stunted algorithmic ai. 🦋 sucks precisely because its not addictive.

fuck it lets all sell our souls and use mastodon or something.

lets all rip our dicks off

also dont interpret the original as me sayin newgrounds is eu based I just mean it’s not enshittified. it could easily close the market gap that exists right now for nsfw friendly, anti ai platforms but it won’t bc it’s a hub of huge egos there that effectively traps out newcomer or casual creators.

or pixiv could just find a real solution to tagging in English so the western side of it won’t be so fragmented but im pretty sure the rapture will happen sooner than that. also Japanese law bad. pixiv is good in spite of Japanese law not because of it.

there’s a huge market gap for an art focused platform that is eu based

“WHY?” because American tech and tech related law is fucking evil

and also I don’t like it that much when art and social media are FORCED to mix

“JUST USE NEWGROUNDS!” fuck off what’s next? feed myself to wolves? fucking hell

I’d fw bbno$ if he reverted to Muslim and change his name to habibino$

this is the last time i deal w this bullshit man by the end of the year im becoming an ipad chud. they literally were right the entire time.

I wish I was fucking Chinese so I could just take a train to a tech mall and find a guy that would fix my tablet for like 30 bucks

Q1 Report identifies LALBEE (Let’s All Larp Being Eastern European) as the #1 emerging lifestyle trend of 2026📊

- Sunflower seed consumption up 340%
- Millions must learn Polish
- “I’ve been doing LALBEE since October and my cortisol is so much lower.” -Jordan, 22, Portland (soon to be Slovakian).

idk if I want to go back on adhd medication again I feel so much less irritated now that im off of it, but I also get too hyper and annoy people sometimes when im off of it

English ability

why do things like this happen to people