Ethics Training during National Decline: that cup of coffee could be a bribe!!!
So ur saying I should hold out for a Boeing?

Taking my annual anti-corruption and anti-bribery compliance training in this current environment is genuinely hilarious and, dare I say, kafkaesque ☠️☠️☠️☠️

a man with a beard is wearing a red coat Alt: a man with a beard is wearing a red coat

I'm sorry but "Cast Henry Cavill as James Bond" is the most boring suggestion people are giving filmmakers at the minute.

Conversely, Regé-Jean Page is very interesting.

I decided to take back the word pretentious.

Tired of people throwing it around because a book didn’t follow genre conventions to the T.

This is how I mess with people sometimes I’m like oh just an indie author, I think he’s gonna be the next big thing: Stephen king 💀

joan didion this, thought daughter that—

eve babitz, btch

Anyone else mildly surprised he’s not trying to tariff the chickens

Am I allowed to say this in this app?:

What tf is with these nazis and their car companies I do not get it

I eagerly await the Elon Musk salute TikTok challenge from all the chuds to show us it’s no big deal 🤩

The good news? Fash govts aren’t sustainable

The bad news? It’ll destroy the life we knew and loved before it is through.

Watched our next administration get sworn in today. And uh. We’ve never been more cooked. I’ve got a child to keep safe so I gotta keep the yapping in check I think

I’m still figuring out Bluesky and got a notif, thinking it was directed at me 💀💀💀

instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is

Hazarding a guess here but i think it has to do with the idea of not being able to do anything actionable with pointing out trump’s hypocrisy? Like his supporters don’t care and the ones who do already know he’s a lying sack of poop. What are we going to do with this knowledge?

Friendly PSA: when people are angry or sad about the loss of something they enjoyed, telling them you don’t like that thing adds nothing of value to the conversation. Let people process their losses in peace.

I’m gonna hold everyone’s hands as I tell them this: Texas has been under GOP control for 30ish years.

They still blame Dems for any shortcomings in their state.

Earnest Trump supporters are not going to learn any-effing-thing in the next four years.

hi everybody! soo exciting to run from app to app like a plague rat fleeing the whims of the dork ass losers who control our freedom of expression! what a chill and sustainable media landscape!!

Meta algos suppress leftist voices — a big problem the govt had with TT is that it was the only mainstream app, maybe only app at all, that had anything resembling left/right parity.

I don’t think it’s a joke or in earnest I think that’s what we call “fedposting” as in — that dude works for a 3 letter agency lmao

I’m currently staying in a town on the border of Canada, and just saw an ad that was remarkable bc idk who it’s for but the gist was “hey despite SOME COUNTRIES becoming unstable, Canada is still a sound investment and we can invest in your economy too lolz” and like…lol. lmao even.

In 2025, I’m working to read my massive (in my eyes) collection of books I own to pare it down to just books I like. I’ve numbered each book in my collection with a template I got from Etsy and use random number generator to decide what to read. Today I started Angela Carter’s Wise Children ✨🪄

I’ve also learned I am not allowed to assign all of my direct reports all 5/5 for their evals which seems dumb because they’re all great and I’m very lucky to be their supervisor 🫶🏼

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

Not every book needs to be life changing, perspective-shifting, masterpiece theater lit. Sometimes a story is “just” a good time and THAT IS WONDERFUL.

What the hell do you get a 3 month old (2 adjusted) for Christmas

**Revelator omg

For the year, incidents around the house by Josh Malerman, or We Used to Live Here by Marcus Kliewer — such a strong debut novel.

If you’re down to check a past year’s release, Revator by Daryl Gregory is one of my all time favorites 🤩

One of my favorite films ever 🤩

I’m watching Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job rn and I realize now exactly where my sense of humor was molded and shaped 😭

omg today was also reorg day for meeee! And also this is me learning how prolific SGJ is again (before I somehow forget (again))