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Posts by Ukridge

The Remembering Team Handball Guys Fellowship

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I hear they're moving him to the National Park Service to run the Beaver Patrol

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arglebargle or foofaraw?

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Frowny-face emoji hiding in the CueCat logo

Frowny-face emoji hiding in the CueCat logo

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Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to the means of production

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That Bart ain't right.

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What are the odds that Corinthian columns are his preferred style because he remembers Ricardo Montalbán talking about "rich Corinthian leather" in those old Chrysler commercials

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You can instantly make yourself more gas by pouring it from a short squat gas can into a tall thin one

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Is the Kospi a bubble? Is Zendaya even Meechee?

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Pooché.

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Well maybe it should have wuthered less

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Harengula clupeola - Wikipedia

It's a Harenga clupeola???

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harengu...

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I been hacked
All my oxygen gone

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No annoying commercials, either!

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Your first screenshot says billing is in ZAR, which is the South African rand

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My pronouns are THEEEEEEEEY/THEEEEEEEEEEM

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If you can think of a better New Age, Ambient, or Chant recording, I'd like to hear it

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He lives in a cybertruck down by the river

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A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”

A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

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I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the Army-Navy game

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It can't be built, but not because it's an optical illusion. It's simply that no known material has the necessary tensile strength.

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Wint
@dril

Stephen Hawking: Im here now, in heaven. I hope you saved a big glas  of beer for me
1,000,000 other guys who died: What the hell. Who said that
David Bowie: Shut the fuc k up
Muhammad Ali: What?
Santa Claus: Every one just shut the fuck up

Wint @dril Stephen Hawking: Im here now, in heaven. I hope you saved a big glas of beer for me 1,000,000 other guys who died: What the hell. Who said that David Bowie: Shut the fuc k up Muhammad Ali: What? Santa Claus: Every one just shut the fuck up

I only know the good one:

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No, everyone knows that Scott Adams created Garfield and his canine pal, Dogfield

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Günter Schabowski - Wikipedia

It was this guy:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%BC...

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The Meanies have successfully captured the leader of Pepperland. Bonkers have successfully made several kinetic strikes with giant apples and the three-headed dog followed by the sentient piano has suppressed the local musicians who fought back

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Sual Catnas? I love that guy!

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*gasp* Ted CRUZ is SOME GUY!

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Remembering some dimes

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It's not real unless it has a Verrit code

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