Congrats!

Glad I left an impression.

Thanks. Oh, my how time flies by.

Thanks. It's been too long.

Thanks.

Thanks!

Thanks. I know, we are so pretty.

Thanks! How shall we celebrate?

Oh, thanks Emma!

Thanks!

I've accepted an offer that will solidify a long overdue career pivot.

Now celebrating with my best friend. That said, he is not the best conversationalist, insists on saying hi to everyone who enters the establishment, and is very distracted by squirrels.

Could use a human.

Haha… yeah, they are common. Some will even pay a deposit. 3 hours seems to be the magic number for fantasy bookers: long enough that you will pay attention, but not so long as to seem unrealistic.

I get 3 of these a day. Yes, if you enter your info scammers take over your profile until you get back. If you check the initial email you will see it says isn’t from Tryst, it’s actually from another email address.

Unless it’s a late night party-type call, I would be pretty suspicious of a last minute 3 hour booking.

It’s just a fantasy booker. He likes the idea of booking and seeing you. Actually communicating with you, setting things up and flirting with you makes the fantasy more real. He is actually at home on his couch getting off on your photos.

This is beautiful!

Recently every time I feel compelled to post here, I realize my life has become almost entirely AI and dog. Not sure this is the best brand.

Thanks Mark!!

Picture of a white poodle companion of an #OurSky member very tired at 8 pm sleeping on a towel.

My companion is leaning heavily on the quiet part of the plan for this evening.

Success! Will be celebrating with a quiet evening in with my dog. Maybe drinks tomorrow.

Even better...

This looks great on you... but also you should take it off immediately!

This is my Easter contribution to #OurSky

You think you're watching the Son of God. Frame shifts — heretic cult leader, correctly dealt with. Shifts again — God, watching the whole time. One of my favourite prophets, he thinks. Not today. Quietly substitutes the body right before the cross. Jesus goes home. Someone else takes the fall.

A few months ago I learned that in Islam, Jesus wasn't crucified — he was substituted for at the last second. The whole story reframes. Gone Girl got a David Fincher adaptation. Just saying.

Looking up flight out west… will circle back.

How "unfortunate" that you forgot to pack that item...

Can you explain "what idiot" jokes for me? I am all for creating more whimsy.

The cats are in the windows. The crowd stops to admire them. I find this a completely reasonable basis for an international booking.

Mine is The Monkey's Paw. You put $5 in a vending machine and it gives you a random vintage book. You have no say in the matter. I find this deeply romantic.