nothing tastes as good as being right feels

gianni brezzo is so gd goated

Everyone freaks out when someone backs their car into one of their kids and nobody asks if maybe the kid sucks or has shitty politics or if the parent was really sleepy.

I hope Black Monday now being on netflix years later means more people will know Paul Scheer deserved an Emmy for his performance

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I don’t even know why I jack off anymore if it doesn’t instantly put me to sleep

or more likely just One Last Panic Attack

emergency searching for hotels in my area with bidets in case the news from the plumbers tomorrow is as bad as i fear

this would be like 4 years of no panic attacks for me lmao what in the world

getting cut in half with a lightsaber probably feels incredible

I just want to lose enough weight to be one of those assholes who tucks their tshirts into mid rise pants

But also in my entire life if someone said they were craving pizza I would never assume they meant st. louis style. It’s not really that popular and most people would specify vs ny / buffalo / etc

STL native. It’s not a 1:1 cracker but it is about as close to a cracker as a pizza crust could have to a cracker and still be called a pizza. Very little if any gluten sponginess and is about as flat as a cracker

the nfl doing flag football ads is so funny. “Please don’t think of CTE with our sport, which a watered down version has to be played to be safer”

Idk exactly but this article seems a good launching point to relevant wiki pages en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idaenam

I have no trouble w motivation or tiredness during the week and at work so its very confusing to me

Makes sense. I still use a 16 or 17 inch pc laptop for some things and everytime I use that I’m like ah fuck this is a nice size instead

I can’t motivate myself to clean my room and I’m so tired all weekend and I’d like to solve that

Never a good look to be to the right of donald rumsfeld

Idk if these are still the sizes they were in 2023

Get a 16 inch having a 14 fills me with regret daily

Like have some self respect god damn

Forced conscription announced on the alien super show

Everything about this seems like a bad acid trip

good dog!

bombay calking by it’s a beautiful day .. you’re welcome

Not familiar w any of the other artists, any of them similar?

Hell yeah I love Teen Mortgage