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Posts by William Ham Bevan

A picture of a majestic humpback whale leaping from the seas with the caption “humpback whales are forming super-groups”, rather than simply admire the wonder of nature I am making a poor quality music gag

A picture of a majestic humpback whale leaping from the seas with the caption “humpback whales are forming super-groups”, rather than simply admire the wonder of nature I am making a poor quality music gag

This is why whale punk had to happen

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Absolutely. When you get the niggling feeling that dogma is steering you away from decency, it's time to take a step back.

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...if not more

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If I wanted to play devil's apricot, I'd suggest the antidote to this is to spend any time in a media-studies department. (OK - that's a bit facetious, but the Theory-with-a-capital-T crowd sure pump out a load of stuff that's pure crank.)

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PETERBOROUGH STANDARD - Friday, April 18th, 1980
The memories live on
CROWLAND'S Silver Jubilee committee was finally wound up on Thursday evening with a presentation ceremony at the library..
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But for the second week running Durant had to leave the field injured, this time suffering eye trouble.
The winning goal was another 25-yard shot - again from Blackstones' central defender - coming from their second chance of the game.
Gary Cooper, recently signed from Old Boys, had a good debut.

PETERBOROUGH STANDARD - Friday, April 18th, 1980 The memories live on CROWLAND'S Silver Jubilee committee was finally wound up on Thursday evening with a presentation ceremony at the library.. The Jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fremony at the library. The Jubilee fund,. described by chairman Frank Parnet s 'one remony atremony are sony at the library. The jubremony at the library. Tremony at remony at the library. Thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library. Theremony at the library. The Jubilee fund, described by chairman, Frank Premony rremony at the remony aremony at the libremony atremony at tremony at the library. Tremorremony at the library.remony at the library. The Jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fn he latched onto a through ball. Although be was hauled down by the keeper he still managed to stroke the ball home. But for the second week running Durant had to leave the field injured, this time suffering eye trouble. The winning goal was another 25-yard shot - again from Blackstones' central defender - coming from their second chance of the game. Gary Cooper, recently signed from Old Boys, had a good debut.

Well, happy thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library day to all who celebrate

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True is fantastic and yes, I realise I'm going to lose my #totp licence over that opinion

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Other clothing brands are available #totp

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Jesu Christ, superstar; He cometh down from heaven on a Yamaha; He pulleth a skid, and killeth a kid; He fractureth His stones on a dustbin lid

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ragga twins

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The Netflix documentary on American Gladiators is very much worth a watch. The performers are really honest and articulate about the show's beginnings.

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Wooffff...

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"Can William come round and watch a CB movie?" I'm convinced my mum thought it would be Smokey and the Bandit, rather than Breaker! Breaker! with Chuck Norris. I must have been about eight.

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No probs - here's a pdf... drive.proton.me/urls/9GE0CFP...

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Exam dreams: 'waking terror'
Exam dreams: 'waking terror' YouTube video by Cambridge Development & Alumni Relations

I wrote a feature about exam dreams a while back. It's the only piece I've ever done that got promoted by a specially created video, which is a lovely piece of work... www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYpT...

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Three courts dates in three months – and how you can help Today, we’re calling on the government to change the law

Brave journalists are being bullied by those who want to silence truthful reporting. It’s shameful, and libel & privacy laws need examining once again to stop bad actors exploiting them www.livpost.co.uk/three-courts...

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I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY

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It's only just struck me that this "Arnold Wilson" in the Southern TV finale went on to be the skiing guru Arnie Wilson

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When it comes to three-letter things from the 90s we'd like to see back in the news, I'd put TFI Friday on par with Antibiotic-Resistant UTI.

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Pretty sure Sybau and Wyll were a pair of local ne'er-do-wells in Pobol y Cwm

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Yoor Party
Oor Party
A'body's Party

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"All sandwiches £1 all day". The sign of hospitality.

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Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses.

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**GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT**

Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell

leaflet text:

**ATKINSON, John**
Reform UK

John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services.

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**HENDERSON, Iain**
Reform UK

Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them.

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**MURRAY, Arthur**
Reform UK

Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces.

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Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

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We need to make this the future again

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Earn the cock
Earn the cock YouTube video by iRycall

When the algorithm spits out stuff like this, it's CHRIST ALMIGHTY, IT DOESN'T KNOW ME AT ALL followed 30 seconds later by CHRIST ALMIGHTY, IT KNOWS ME PERFECTLY

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For some reason, I always seemed to catch the Welsh version of Sport Billy. Translation options for his name were limited by the big "SB" on his costume, so they went with "Siôn Bili" - John Billy.

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I never signed a release

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No idea, but it reminds me of the time when the FA almost forced through a merger between Brighton, Reading and Arsenal. They decided to call the new team the Bright Red Gunners, after the first name was rejected.

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Makes a change from fracturing them on a dustbin lid.

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If I'd bought this for my mum, I'd have ended up in a basket on the side of the M4. #totp

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