Very encouraging. Thanks Tarot Room.

I always thought Barron was his youngest.

If Bluesky dies, who’s going to ignore my posts?

Tell that to Lifetime Network.

You know it is.

Who cares why? We should all just be happy Dean Cain quit acting.

I probably wouldn’t hate my bathroom mirror as much if it wasn’t such a stupid, stupid liar.

Quietly wishing he didn’t go with such a bright yellow for the guest room.

Obviously you’re not a K-Pop fan.

🙏🙏🙏

Charging white rhino.

Hoping you keep your streak alive.

Not surprised the Catholics gave up on birth control after what happened to Mary.

I don’t think Queen Elizabeth checks her messages anymore.

Agree with the sentiment. But what does the lead singer of the Sheepdogs have to do with it?

Don’t know who this ‘Jesus’ guy is, but it sounds like he’s bucking for a one way ticket back to Krypton.

If that’s not a sign of the apocalypse, nothing is.

I’m very sorry.

That woman is old enough to be her grandmother.

My 4th alien probing was the one that got me thinking, ‘This is not about science anymore.’

Joking. Badly.

Then you would have loved my MySpace page.

Sexy posts drive more engagement. That’s why I wrote this one pantless.

I bet he’s dreaming that he’s himself.

You know he would Bro.

Pretty sure Trumps already married.

Brought way too many cats to this funeral.

Ensuring we meet the same fate Krypton did.

Love this quote.

Cats don’t like birdies.