Don't do stupid things to begin with and certainly don't do them when tired 😫

Pinched the hand-meat with a mallet working in the garden yesterday. (The color irl is a bit more greeny)

Dreary and wet forever it seems 😞 I kinda want that oversized sweater Richard Burton wears in Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf

sorry if this is controversial but i prefer when things are good instead of when they are bad

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Unbelievable yapper mood today. Let's joke and be friendly!

You cannot have a crush on me, I’m just a figure made of meticulously balanced driftwood

I am the most disgusting creature to have ever walked the earth (head cold) 🤧

Dang ol' Raison d'être, man.

There really should be more books about coelacanths (and by that I mean I ought to own one)

We will persevere however

It's sunny and above 5 and it's so funny that my body is reacting by not letting me sleep and a perpetual uneasy mood + irritability. Spring fever is real and ruining me lmao 🌞

some of my earliest mothbuds

My book is in a shipping container in Illinois 😞 I'm so impatient

What if I just

Pro: the hot librarian is working the circulation desk
Con: self-conscious of my loan choices but also I shouldn't care at all

Oh to be a lizard basking on a hot rock 🐊

3 good things from today
-My avocado wasn't spoiled when I cut into it this morning
-I saw a pair of eagles over the river
-free surprise onion rings for lunch

Blood worm moon
BLOOD WORM MOON
BOOD. WORM. MOON.

*subsides might be the better word choice cause it's not gonna disappear, but like less intense sorry

😔 that sucks and I hope the worst of it passes soon

Bravo to the author, I feel incredibly protective of the main character and I'm only in the first third😓

I find this photo series quite charming

Becoming radicalized

Starting a new spiritual practice called Big Sandwich Sunday. [The bigness of the sandwich comes from the interior components not necessarily the exterior bread]

Library haul 📖💿

Hahaha again??! Well I mean enjoy your lunch, pal

This little guy survived falling into a cup of Boones on NYE in 2010. Shit used to be built Ford Tough lmao

Hello old friend 🦕