Jeez how much RAM are you stockpiling to keep that chugging along

Short step down through a trapdoor would suit them better

‘I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut’

kermit the frog is riding a bike with a basket on the front Alt: kermit the frog is riding a bike with a basket on the front

Absolutely love seeing kids riding bikes that are too big for them, they look just like Kermit the frog

My wife’s comfort foods are all basically the most depressing things I can imagine eating and I really have to make an effort not to assume she’s in a deep malaise when I see her eating them.

Tax personal vehicles by weight.

Feeling for you, and for them

My odometer reading 30085 miles, the font sort of looks like it says ‘boobs’

Heh. It sort of says boobs.

Leaning into it by getting WEAR / TEAR knuckle tattoos.

Getting increasingly difficult to claim that I’m still young and relevant while out on my errands to pick up my wife’s sewing machine and buy myself a vintage British Rail cap.

‘why is my wife so odd’ one of my top google searches at this point

I don’t know what that is, I was spiritually old when I was a teenager and listened to The Doors while rolling my eyes at ‘modern music’.

omg the singer has a wallet chain I can’t

I’m at a surprise 40th and pop-punk is dad rock now.

I try not to think about Timothee Chalamet because about 5 years ago my wife put a photo of herself through one of those gender-swap filters and it looked so much like him that it gave me confusing feelings.

City and Liverpool not even doing us any favours is really depressing

Yeah I saw them at the AC last year, really fun gig

A friend’s band supported them last autumn and I thought they were great

Ah I’ve not heard that one, only found them recently

…yes?

It’s time for sponsored content and paid accounts but they want someone else’s face on it while it happens.

Bit young for that I’m afraid, first gig was the Damned at the waterfront in 03

Recommended tracks for a good idea of the others if it helps;
Bug club - quality pints
Yin yin - Tokyo disko
Lime garden - love song

I’ve run a bath that’s the perfect depth and temperature, if this is my last post it’s because I got so relaxed I dissolved.

Yin Yin Deerhoof The Bug Club Lime Garden

These are my current plans

They’re always loaded too, like have they even read anything about this Jesus fella? Are they really that confident they can get that camel through the needle?

They’re just inventing new ways to be delayed now, we’ve landed and we’re sat in a row with all the other Ryanair planes but apparently we’re delayed parking? We’re stopped on the ground mate, what more do you want?

Loaded us all on to the plane an hour late, they’ve cranked the heating right up then told us we’re delayed another hour. Flying Ryanair always feels like some sort of unethical psychological experiment from the 1970s.

Totally goofed by not booking tomorrow off work, I’m still in Poland and my flight just got delayed