Me, to my 6-year-old: "I love you Haze!"

Hazel: "I'm happy for you."

Get well soon ❤️‍🩹

Hazel gave me attitude tonight and when I told her to watch her mouth she really hit me with "then YOU watch YOURS"

the fact that my child is currently alive and remains unharmed is an astronomical win

Today I made butter, baked banana bread, sourdough, sandwich bread, burger buns

...and my 6-year-old still had a meltdown at the end of the day because I wouldn't bake a cake with her at 6pm 🥴

Thank you for supporting our mission!! ❤️

It's TODAY!!!

Time to do some GOOD in the world and raise some money for Charity!!

Kicking off our American Heart Association fundraiser! See you at 7pm EST!

Flying while congested is a special kind of hell

Is anyone else actively being forced to follow the POTUS and VP accounts on Instagram despite 1) never following after inauguration and 2) unfollowing twice already??

Bedtime chat with my 6-year-old daughter:

Me: "Time to turn the lights off."

Her: "I am not turning the lights off. That's not in my religion."

Hayli's Road to London Marathon Hi friends!!! I'm running in the 2025 London Marathon, and in the process am raising money for the British Heart Foundation, the AHA's sister non-profit in the UK. The BHF has helped halve the number

Ok Bluesky, you get the news first...

On April 27th, I'm running the LONDON MARATHON!!!!!!

I am SO excited. But I need your help! My spot is with the British Heart Foundation, and I need to raise £2500!

I'm personally thanking anyone who donates ❤️ 2025tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/hayli-bae...

It's been less than 48 hours and I am so ready to have these splints taken out of my face already 😭

Crispy always

Probably not, just let me get more normal airflow in through my nose!

very normal and supportive conversation with my husband and father in law!!!

Agreed completely

Super easy. Fasting is never fun because you will be under anesthesia, but I woke up to a new nose! They said mine was, in their words, "deviated all over the place" so it was very validating to hear that breathing so shallow out of my nose was never normal

got my deviated septum fixed last night and am now in bed, face full of pain, taking hydrocodone and eating a bacon sandwich. AMA

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Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app?

If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.

Running is cool but running with your best friend is even cooler 🥰🥰🥰 @sterrfy.bsky.social

I was going to ask if you had a full outfit pic YASSSS GIRL

Omg your outfit?? Your jewelry? Your hair!!! DYING

I have discovered the fairlife core power 42g protein shakes. This is devastating for my wallet because holy COW they are delicious.

Accidentally stayed up til midnight so happy new year I suppose!!!!

Hazel and Hunt get to try snowboarding for the first time tomorrow 😍😍

Think it's almost time to tell the world where and when my next marathon is 🥰🥰🥰

Memories 🥹

Yoooo hit me with the Brazilian cheese buns recipe 🔥

Norovirus coming to my house every single winter without fail is some kind of sick joke

Can confirm, my due date was Sept 12 and as soon as my OB gave the green light for early induction I grabbed the date furthest from 9/11 as possible lol