*snorts a fat, nasty line*

"I don't care WHAT the game is about--I want T-800 Andrew Dice Clay punching the sh*t out of the title! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?" - Natsume dev, probably

Man... we really had it all, huh?

Mentally I'm here.

Yo. YOOOO. It's time to cancel Earth. End the series. WRAP. IT. UP.

Piloting this bad boy as the DOOM Slayer will fix me.

This is a real Monday-ass feeling Monday.

I don't like it.

I have consumed too many cookies.

Mean mugging my way to gains.

Without question.

DMs gone be dangerous, huh?

😭😭😭

No. Never. Not in a million years!

GADZOOKS.

I don't NEED another... But...

👀

My favorite app, honestly.

WELL THERE'S A REASON TO LIKE IT NOW, ISN'T THERE!? Bwahahahaha <3

Hope everyone enjoys seeing me say "AWOOGA", "EY OHHHHH", "AY CARAMBA", "DIOS MIO", "CHACHING" and so forth and so on lmao

I'm in danger, aren't I? Lmao.

@wyrding.bsky.social you knew lmao

Scrolling a NSFW timeline while using stairs is dangerous work.

Ninja Gaiden has aged like FINE. WINE.

#gaming

In case you thought things couldn't get much worse... incorrect!

DOOM: The Dark Ages doesn't drop until May 15th but that doesn't mean it's too early to start hyping myself up with DOOM 2016 and Eternal runs NOW, right?

Yo. YO! WHAT!? We eatin' GOOD in the gaming kitchen this year.

Is anyone else yearning for summer?

a man with a beard is talking to another man in a room . ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man in a room .

I love when my brain randomly chooses to bring up a vivid memory of the last time I was played like a cheap banjo out of absolutely nowhere and ruins a perfectly brilliant mood.

Stunning work.

I am... HOWLING lmao

I absolutely was lmao

Some real rad people migrated over here from Threads so I guess I'm here for the long haul.