Best star trek crew, wrong answers only

The secret Wisconsinites don’t want you to know.

Basic Experimental Studies Involving Humans (BESH) will no longer be subject to the requirements under the NIH Clinical Trial Definition.
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Can’t wait to see your beard-brain axis segment on Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil!

Cassian Andor is flying a freighter through the eye of Aldahni, the shimmering fragments burning through the atmosphere in a deadly kaleidoscope. The caption reads " 'jail isn't real," i assure myself as i close my eyes andd ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco"

In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself

CASSIAN ANDOR

How CrimeSolutions Works CrimeSolutions Process of Reviewing and

Speaking of crime, the National Institute of Justice does rate and evaluate crime prevention programs and practices and distills into a decent scale for a lay audience: crimesolutions.ojp.gov/how-crimesol...

The Far Side cartoon in black and white. Cartoon shows a jeep with a man and a woman in safari gear inside. The jeep is in the middle of a savanna surrounded by lions. One of the lions is next to the jeep on its hind legs using a bent coat hanger to pick the car door lock. Cartoon caption below reads “Drive, George, drive! This one’s got a coat hanger!”

I had a T-shirt of this one growing up. Still cracks me up.

“And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.” - Hans Gruber, Die Hard

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process.

promotes acceptance of perpetual surveillance state, supports coal industry…

Same

The National Advisory Council on Osteopathic Arrangements sure has its work cut out for it.

Now Open: Dana Foundation Rapid Response Bridge Funding

(1/2) Dana VP of Neuroscience & Society Khara Ramos explains why the Foundation has launched an RFP for rapid response bridge funding for scholars, practitioners, and teams doing work in neuroscience and society and impacted by recent shifts in federal funding. #neurosociety #neuroscience #neurosky

There is a posting for the NIMH Director

hr.nih.gov/careers/open...

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

The Grifted Age

Blue moon (ice cream) - Wikipedia

I guess it is an upper Midwest flavor, so beer isn’t a bad guess, but I meant this one:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_mo...

ice cream should be Blue Moon flavored if you can find it. Your toppings seem on point.

Surprised Elsevier hasn’t come up with a Kohl’s Cash-like scheme for this already. (Get $1000 Elsie Bucks if you complete your review by deadline! Get an extra $500 for every nominated reviewer who accepts an invitation!)

Don’t know about a pattern, but likely a temporary assignment until the app is coded to a specific PO. This can happen if it takes a while for the institute to identify the PO with best fit (e.g. if the app touches on more than one PO portfolio areas). DEA is the default landing spot for apps at ICs

gargoyles cartoon voice actors

Age verification? Screens actually needed saving.

My understanding has been the BB reconciliation bill does not deal with NIH. The admin proposed 40% cut is for the FY 2026 budget (starting Oct 1st), which Congress has yet to start drafting and may or may not follow the admin proposal.

none of you had to compete with your subject group for wire mother's attention and it shows

I'm working on a joke about Poseidon. It's going swimmingly.

I have a fantastic joke about Cassandra but no one ever listens to me.

I once workshopped a joke about Hephaestus but could never hammer out the timing.

is species 8472 the same as mewtwo

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Star Trek: Second Contact

Joke Describe your perfect date. That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

Happy Light Jacket Day to all who celebrate