Donald’s obscenely unqualified pet snakes🖕are now publicly defending their drunken incompetence? So tired of winning!

Dr Jesus will now impart upon us a week of scripture quoting news feeds w/GOP to convey their devotion & love for the Lord with all their hearts.. No, really!

“All we have to fear, is fear itself”

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall”

“What the hell is a corner store?”

Great Presidential quotes of our time

The worst possible tactic you can use when negotiating a deal with a regime like Iran is to dunk on them in public during negotiations. Any knowledgeable seasoned diplomat knows this. But we have Mr. Art of the Deal who needs to feed his cult and the markets a steady diet of BS.

Drunk snowflake Kash is still crying.

Solved 10 wars? You’re a joke Dr Jesus..A goddam worldwide laughingstock & you’re too stupid to even know it.

ONLY DEMS voted to hold Bondi in contempt for protecting these CHILD SEX TRAFFICKERS‼️ Only.Dems.. #ConvenientChristians #DonaldsDisciples

ONLY DEMS voted to hold Bondi in contempt for protecting these CHILD SEX TRAFFICKERS‼️ Only.Dems.. #ConvenientChristians #DonaldsDisciples

Solved 10 wars? You’re a joke Dr Jesus..A goddam worldwide laughingstock & you’re too stupid to even know it.

Please clap.

The “Strait of Iran” is crazy.

Oman and UAE are probably pissed right now.

Doctor Jesus just waved his tiny little thang & the Strait that was already open, opened again.. Praise be!

Like, for example, a Secretary of Defense citing a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction to promote wars of aggression.

Just to be clear, he’s headed to one of the first major campaign events for the midterms in a swing state, which is EXACTLY where Democrats want Stephen Miller as much as possible for the next 6 months. Please send him to Maine to help Susan Collins.

The only president who refused to put his hand on the bible when sworn in & Pete quoting Pulp Fiction as holy scripture is as Christian as they get! Wake the fuck up MAGA!

This GOP war with the Pope might be the new dumbest thing they’ve done, and as usual, it’s completely self-inflicted.

I’ll never get used to the president being a petty, whiny little bitch

Keep your eye on the ball. Don’t let them run distractions on you.

We were promised the rest of the Epstein files.

Survivors have waited years. Some spoke up when no one was listening. Some never got the chance.

Where are the files?

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯 Nailed it. 👍
They must be silly and even similarly dumb to support him still...

Trump:
2/6-“They want to make a deal badly
3/2-“They want to make a deal badly
3/16-“They want to make a deal badly
3/24-“They want to make a deal badly
3/25-“They want to make a deal badly
4/1-“They want to make a deal badly
4-13-“They want to make a deal badly
4/14-“They want to make a deal badly

Huge turnout today for JD Vance and Erika Kirk.

Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."

This week, for the 4th time since this war began, Democrats will force a vote to stop the war in Iran and rein in an out-of-control Trump.

For the 4th time, Republicans will have the chance to end this war.

#Maddow this Halloween's #1 costume

Harry Sisson: Trump is having a mental health episode right now. He’s been posting on social media all night. He posted at: 9:49pm (Ai Jesus photo) 9:50pm (Trump tower on moon) 10:10pm (dumb meme) 10:32pm (news clip) 10:53pm (news clip) 12:43am (announcing Hormuz blockade) 2:35am (article about Biden) 2:36am (article on naval blockade) 2:37am (article on Rep. Swalwell) 2:37am (posted the same article about Biden again) 2:38am (article on his ballroom) 4:10am (article on Iran) He’s not sleeping, he’s pretending to be Jesus, and he’s posting all night. He’s not well.