A possibility that I'm the afterthought of thought and everybody else got invited earlier..

Oh honey. If your partner's birthday is Friday, the latest you should be sending out text invitations would be the Saturday previous. (Not Tuesday.) I mean I would totally go but I already have plans then I made four months ago...

BREAKING: Democrats Win Big in Virginia, Re-Draw the State's Congressional Maps We have breaking news right now.

BREAKING: Democrats win historic victory in redistricting battle in Virginia.

Democrats will pick up four seats.

Meanwhile, Kash Patel just had a disastrous press conference. I have the latest: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

Why is this so good and feels like Canon almost immediately. The justifications are so on pointe.
Paging @rebeccammd.bsky.social

AHAAHHAHAHAH! PERFECT!!

I missed the 1st bus, 2nd bus almost missed me. Clocked in at 815, which I just figured out cost me $8.25 before taxes. So if I give a shit, I'll have a 15 minute lunch so that I can still leave by 4:15pm. And yes my gums still hurt and I'm crabby as a Dungeoness in Sept during crabbing season.

Good news! Cute pup at work im the other department. Bad news- inane coirkers came to work today, too.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

LOL.

Will I make it to 4pm? Face hurts, back hurt, out of snacks... signs point to eff off.

Probably shouldn't have come to work. Down to Tylenol and No Patience at the dairyqueen.

How grumpy am I? I DGAF about anyone's cat's dental gofund. Go f@$k yerself. Your hand is always out for yourself and you never.pur back into Community, not even $5. That's how grumpy I am

Ugh. #sophiebaek I wanted better for her.

Exact\nLy what a complete f****** dope

Effing BenedictBridgerton! He gets offered a slice of #Taleggio at his brothers' "Hang Out & eat cheese while our wives are planning something" tea party, and he says 'No Thank You'. TO TALEGGIO? WHAT A CLUELESS IDIOT. He wants to go daydrinking instead. Louche dickhead.

Why make offers to assist people when you have no time/ intention of actually carrying thru? You could have just smiled. If someone is Not asking you directly, you shouldn't feel obligated to say. "Oh let me know if I can help you" when you know you cant. Don't be that kind of polite.

I do enjoy hydrocodone for its post-op oral surgery , properties and pain relief. So I'm settled on the couch covered in my doctorwho fleece watching season four of #bridgerton. And hanging out online here since there are fewer people , and worse ways for me to get in trouble.

Benedict Bridgerton fumbled the bag. Where in the bag equals a fantastic woman, more than his equal. Fucking entitled white man jackass I'm so mad at him right now.

HA! You're wicked. Yeah, I'd agree.. I can tell them apart by their heighth and their partners. Same with the gals.

Tallest one. Benedict.

Season 4 #Brigerton is leaning toward Cinderella and I'm not mad. Dunno how they're going to tackle the sluttiest brother tho: I think he would've gotten syphilis by now.

Something delightful always, about watching #DanLevy play characters who are in loving relationships. #BigMistakes
#GayLoveStory

Just feels like one of those days: grab your helmet, waterbottle and a snack and just be ready for the bullshit.

Finished season 3 of Bridgerton, so.. Best to restart Heated Rivalry I guess. #1410 #CanadianJoy also this soundtrack continues to slap.

I'm SUPER LUCKY and SUPER grateful to be able to chat w the Best in the Biz! Thank you a million, @blanchedebris.bsky.social #Hostlife #MCLife #luckyducky

Being a Black woman is 100x more dangerous than being a man.

Oof

Goddess Terpsicore, I beg for your intercession. They've got me going to meetings and pushing papers instead of singing and dancing for your glory, to the music of the spheres. Please send good paying gigs. Your servant, Rebecca

March BeReal recap

I can do any job for 6 months. Even this DairyQueen. Reeeeaally hoping for a Change soon tho.. about to let the robots rebuild my resume to improve choices.