i don’t care that the green m&m doesn’t have sexy feet or weird chocolate tits anymore id still fuck her all day and all night cause i’m not a pervert i love real anthropomorphic candy mascots not those gross sexed up ones

meme photo looking out the rear window of a car at blinding bright headlights (very washed out with lens flare etc) and the caption "sick high beams bro do you want to see an unregistered firearm"

an old meme and it's not mine but it is my favourite Actionable Threat Against People With LED Headlights

me when i leroy jenkins the objective

seems like you understand it pretty good

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

*nodding wisely* he is married to Sinkdog

My heart is breaking. 💔 I am leaving this place for phpBB.

pig poop balls

what is this a crossover episode

When I got my furby tattoo (which I will never regret because furbies are perfect), both of the tattoo artists in the room said that a) my furby tattoo was awesome & b) that Harry Potter tattoos were the most common thing they had been asked to do cover ups for & that it was an industry wide issue.

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camera doing the severance face zoom thing as i log on for posteing

i always felt bad for the people who considered being sent to a br**ish boarding school an escapist fantasy

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Therapist: So imagine a post on the Internet.
BlueSky user: It makes me angry
Therapist: I meant like a joke
BlueSky user: I'm even angrier

nah my facial hair is Worse

i kinda wanna become a js dev it seems even more annoying that anything else i’ve ever done

bun has been deprecated in favour of pud

it's in glep. it's for grippy. it literally uses gargamel. you can probably build it in gurn. dude it's in gumpy. it's a gazongas project. it's in grink. you can build it with grink. you can use grink and build it. install grink right now. launch grink. you can grink it. grink builds it for you. gri

plane lady saying "he is not real"

when all i want is a simple "npm build" but the only javascript templates in azure pipelines are "Node.js With Grunt" [sic] and "Node.js With gulp" [sic]

whatever's going on with nvidia DLSS5 seems like a problem for fake casual gamers who care can't hack it with a rigorous, challenging real video game like slay the spire 2

Achewood panel. Ray Smuckles, a cat in sunglasses, slaps his chest and shouts “THIS IS A HOMEBOY!”

Me: the Dune movies are flawed adaptations of flawed text, which are fun but lose some of what makes the books so engaging and, yes, frustrating

Me, seeing Denis’ latest freaks on parade:

pokémon pokopia screenshot showing the garbage bag pokémon saying "meowth and i are totally best buds"

when my cat loudly chews on plastic to get my attention

ayy lmao

A loose soft pastel drawing of a long haired grey cat. It looks upwards, its face hit with a warm light that streams upwards, with long white whiskers. Golden light illuminates the chin.

'Gazing Upwards'
Soft pastels on dark blue pastel paper

#SciArt #Cats #TraditionalArt 🐈

It looks like the Bluesky left in Iran is already trying to force woke purity tests on the next Ayatollah

also 15 but on the other side of the planet so it was night when i watched the 1st tower collapse on live tv before dad made me go to bed (as if i could sleep after that) but then the next day at school i was the perfect age & perfect distance away for the off colour jokes to start lol