Carter Fart

I’ve said “shut the fuck up” at the tv a record number of times in the last few minutes. Playoffs are back, baby.

NEXT ONE??????????

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Is this what it feels like to clown over everything Taylor Swift does!

@jaysharpmjr.bsky.social guess which song is on here

oh my GOD

Bill and Dr. Jen from the Little Couple remain the only people from a TLC show who haven’t turned out to be evil istg

Eldest Daughter 🙈

And the bridge???? Wasted on this absolute garbage heap of a song

It’s been six months and I’m still mad at that blonde lady for coming up with a nice little melody and then giving it the shittiest lyrics imaginable

Yeah, sunrise alarm clocks look cool but can they do THIS?

I’M VETOING THE GENO TRADE!!!!!

The NFL’s legal tampering period but it’s me vetoing trades/signings because those are my friends and I don’t want them to leave

Nothing matters and sports are fake

WHY IS HE IN THE MOVIE

Watching a romcom from 2002 and I’d like to go back to an era where He was just a laughable public figure who got briefly name dropped in rom coms

Your move, Barron

I’ve had this saved for YEARS

This is a rough chart of the popularity of Survivor within the cultural zeitgeist throughout my life

Things I’d rather do:
-watch paint dry
-laundry
-get an oil change
-listen to Patio Lanterns on repeat
-***
The list goes on

Regardless of political affiliation, if you willingly go to a state of the union I think you’re a loser

Do you know how badly you have to have fucked up for me to side with an American national team of any kind??? The men’s team is full of absolute losers and those women should and could beat their asses.

Yes!

I can’t stand it!

All melons but especially honeydew

Still funny

Why is Evil Sean McVay always at these hockey games anyway?