No. Let me be clear. We still love cocaine.

Do you know where I can get some?

Wait, you can’t believe this happened? I’m still grappling with the reality that we let him *in* to the situation and that he *could* have accessed the nuclear football.

This is a man who needs to have his porridge spoon fed to him then have his diaper changed.

I’m seriously considering a subscription to NYT delivered to my home because I need something to wrap fish and pick up dog shit.

You’re crazy. He’s only morally bankrupted us. Financial bankruptcy will take at least another seven weeks.

Not for nothing, but I’m pretty certain I can tell you your email password.

Heh, heh. Other trump-themed names being considered:

Pedo-sylvania
Rapistonia
Nazichussetts
Asshatteras
Floriduh
Cum-stain-stinople
Texas

I mean, sure, that’s a funny story, but I didn’t laugh so hard as to cry.

Got it. Thanks.

Yes but the demand for salmon filets is sky high.

Beds should be reserved for:

1. Sleep
2. Sex (including masturbation)
3. Shitting (this really only applies to trump)

I’ve honestly read and the-read this comment but I’m still not sure what you’re gettin at. I mean, we can all agree that killing women is bad, right. I’m just unclear on where you’re coming from or going to. But, hey, thanks for the comment.

I take issue with your first assertion. Frankly, I disagree.

But mostly he’ll be known as “President Inept-stein”!

Oh please, oh please, oh please make this happen.

As it does.

Really?!? This is where netanyahoo draws the line?!? Not genocide. Not murder of children. Not rape. Not war crimes.

Vandalism. That’s the bridge too far. Ok. Noted.

You had me at “laser bong”. And I don’t smoke pot … yet.

Yes. We’ve all known this since before the war started. It’s why the war hadn’t yet started for nearly fifty years. Iran must have a turgid, pulsing erection for trump because he did what Iran couldn’t: get the U.S. into a no-win war in the region that cements Iran’s regional dominance.

Wait, what?!? Three thousand sexual assault lawsuits. What the actual f*ck?!?

I would hold off on the victory lap until we’ve seen what, if anything, comes next. Doesn’t seem like President Inept-stein sees these resignations as opportunities to upgrade.

Wait, who the hell is Caleb Williams and why is he winning a Grammy?

Nah, nah. I won that award when I was only 21yo. Look it up.

Wait. Sorry. I thought that said DOPEY.

Because if we did we wouldn’t be able to use the phrase “President Inept-stein” to such brilliant comedic effect. We’re artists. We suffer for our art: comedy.

And if I don’t hate them?

Ugh. Enough already with the geezer-rock Beatles nostalgia. I’ll probably buy the album. Then hate myself.

That’s a feature, not a bug.

Crenshaw was primaried from the right. Toth argued Crenshaw wasn’t MAGAt enough. And he won. Texans aren’t softening their views, they’re voting for more radicalized right-wing nutjobs. Not really a result to crow about.

I would imagine he’ll be gone before the discovery phase of his defamation lawsuit.

Seems like an ill-advised move. I would imagine discovery won’t go very well for him. I mean, he understands that, right? Right?!?

That is literally the nicest thing that can be said about him.

Important difference #1: Pickleball is much sillier than tennis.