i love that we got both minions and kung fu panda figure skating at this olympics

my initial plan was to get one showpiece vintage rug and the rest just regular ones and then i looked at what i thought were “regular ones” and turns out they cost just as much as the vintage ones!

our new house is pretty much all hardwood and i am now learning how expensive rugs are. damn!!!

you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

new fall of civilizations podcast just dropped can i get a hell yeah

started a “30 days to your splits” program today and i am extremely skeptical

it is funny how it feels like one day it’s Halloween and then you blink and suddenly your calendar for the rest of the year is full

made an appointment last month with someone who seemed reasonably normal so of course she’s posting today that he was “someone’s husband and father and son and friend” and she’s “disgusted” by comments she’s seen today. too late to cancel this weekend’s appointment but I guess the search continues

we haven’t had a tv in the bedroom the entire time we’ve been together but being on the east coast for football season is making me think we need one. these games are on too late and i need to be in bed but i would also like to keep watching

two turnovers in the first five minutes? we are so back

i don’t even care who is playing i am so excited to watch college football today. even the countdown show is getting me worked up

making plans to go to the brimfield flea market. i am ready for my first fall as a New England resident

when I feel like really depressing myself i look at the kind of houses we could afford in Omaha vs what we can get here

took the dog to the groomer for the second time since moving here and the place has inexplicably opened a dirty soda shop inside? like there is now a counter for dog check-in and also a counter to order drinks???

has trying to find a good hair stylist always been a nightmare??? i am trying to find someone who isn’t a right wing weirdo but also works hours that fit my schedule and it is making me want to scream

having a dog is crazy because now i’m microwaving dog food and water at 1030 bc i saw a Reddit comment that said it might make your dog eat if they haven’t been. and guess what. it worked

maybe naive on my part but i was not prepared for the fact that interviewing builders would mean a lot of middle aged men asking me if i had or am going to have children. they need to understand what we need in a house so i get it but it still feels weird!

is the problem with the right wing really that they like drugs and sex? i thought it was the fascism

sometimes you’re looking at a bottom tier influencer wondering where all that money came from and it turns out the answer is very simple. her MIL is on shark tank

saw baby turkeys on our dog walk this morning 🥹

i hate when recipe bloggers / content creators dump a bunch of pre prepped ingredients in a bowl and then say “it took like sixty seconds to make” no it didn’t!!! you chopped all that off screen before!!! that still counts as time it took to make this recipe!!!

found a large spider in my hair. might end it all

tiny baby deer eating grass while mom looks around yard

it’s baby season

the boy I nannied for five years graduated this week and i discovered he has instagram so i followed him and he messaged me immediately like “mrs sarah it is so amazing to see you again” and now i’m going to cry

always amazed by how many of the guys who sold me drugs in high school now have “Jesus follower” in their ig bios. if you say so!

told my MIL we are talking to a couple builders today and she was like oh yeah this is the part where you can dream big! before the boot of reality crushes you. i mean that in the best way” ……what is the “best way” lmao that sounds bad! she is correct but it sounds bad when you say it like that!

the tiny French restaurant in a small town that doesn’t have a functional website and only opens three nights a week is one thing! but this place is in Fairfield county and was nominated for a James beard award and posts a new menu on ig every week! why do I have to call you!