now he can get 100 of them

Wow.

Resistance infrastructure.

Ceasefire, you say?

You got me there. In that case, would Oregon or Auburn make the list?

I think it depends on the phrasing. "First QB to start a SB" is probably a tie, or possibly based on offensive snap as you suggest. But "first starting QB to earn a SB berth" would be decided by the Championship game schedule

I'm not saying I like the taunting flag, but if something is a penalty in the 1st qtr of a week 3 game, it should be a penalty in the 2nd half of a playoff game. The concept of swallowing whistles has always been pretty silly to me

*still

I moved to upstate NY a year ago. My mom got me a Bills shirt as a xmas joke. I just texted her, "joke's on you, I'm a Bills fan now"

Her certainly is simple, I'll give him that

I'm the account owner using an S25, with all devices shared to her account using an S24 (if any of that matters)

Hey @developers.google.com, my partner is in CA visiting her brother, but our Google Home is still in our kitchen in NY. Why is it syncing to her local timezone?

didn't you move last year?

This is the biggest reason I cut ties with my father. I could tolerate his bullshit, but I needed my nephews to know that I didn't approve of it.

Last Weekend
GF: Why are you watching volleyball?
Me: Because it's Pitt

This Weekend
GF: So, I guess we're volleyball people, now?

With framing like this, what exactly are you defending?

UVA/NCSt being non-conference could end up deciding this

Are you using the cluster module? Can you use an isPrimary conditional?

I have a very bad feeling about this...

coaches' heads

"Life's too short to be a bootlicker"
Such great advice for congressional Republicans

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I have a closet full of caps, collecting a new one at the start of every season for years. The newest one is now 6 years old, as I could no longer justify giving Bob my money. Welcome to the resistance.

I literally started tearing up at the Cueto paragraph. That was 12 YEARS AGO and I remember it like it was yesterday because it's literally the last good memory that organization has produced.

it looks like there's another definition for `CallableFunction#bind` which is not being picked up in my project.

this is good to hear and would be great if it worked in my project. but when I cmd-click into `bind`, it goes to `lib.es5.d.ts` which is defined with a bunch of `any`s. I would love if I could replicate this tightened typing in my project.

where is that typedef coming from? my `lib.es5.d.ts` defines bind with a bunch of `any`s

any use of .bind() is unsafe, though (seriously, check out its typedef).

fn.bind(null, "x") can be applied to a function that accepts a number as its first parameter.

The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.

These are the same people who piss their pants just thinking about riding the subway