the US Navy is "urgently hiring" morticians

generation lead never fails

No one makes short animated films where a rescue dog finds a lost person in the mountains and then opens the container on its collar to drink the alcohol itself and then wander off drunk anymore. You just don't see that kind of shit these days.

My cats are also weak on crime

Ricky - If I had read more books, I'd be dead right now YouTube video by darmok

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Average GOP policy outcome

Is having loads of dreams about your first job normal

My main takeaway from this account is that people mostly get blocked for saying true shit

a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it. im jacking off

I did vote, dipshit - for YOUR shitty candidate that lost because shitlibs like you let the DNC get away with running rightwing corporatists who only win after a republican fucks everything up enough. Trump 1 was because of Hillary and Trump 2 was because of Biden/Harris. How is this so hard for you

A guy from 50 years ago isn't a good case study. Just be more honest and say you want a republican.

Stop making me defend Hasan damn it

People hate them because of exactly the shit I'm talking about.

The reason we got Trump 2 is specifically because they ran a centrist.

Would you believe it, they always win the debate with themself.

Literally everyone knows that's what Joe is saying. He is wrong and Piker is right.

Hard to say - they don't run popular progressive candidates because they would rather lose an election than run a progressive.

Because rightwingers only endorse rightwing candidates. Super simple stuff.

Rocket is the treasure

Damn maybe the dems should run a progressive that can win an election then

You don't think being endorsed by rightwingers drags the party right and alienates progressives? lol

every regime in history has come to an end, cults of personality smashed, “strong men” dragged to account for the cruelty they’ve inflicted upon their neighbors, but this time we’ve got some really good interns

KEEGS

i have a winrate below 5%, you're questioning why a monkey eats its own shit instead of just enjoying the show

Is this adjusted for inflation?

I miss having fun on the computer

Owl Stancil

They're metaglasses lmao

Rotating Stancil

a bunch of white dudes that look alike with blck rimmed glasses

seeing avis like this on the timeline so I guess it's "you're not actually poor because this chart said so" time