Why isn’t Artimus II spiking listening for Savage Garden, To The Moon And Back?

I’m very Little Peggy Anne McKay today.

Trump is so worried about the Espstien files he is firing Bondi to try to get her out of the subpoena

60 spells of 150. A handful I’ve needed to relearn not cause I forgot but because my cards are 2014 rules. I’m making my own study cards now.

I’m at 50 spells that I’ve memorized, and I can already say without a doubt that memorizing these spells is the best thing I’ve done for my knowledge of Dungeons & Dragons rules. I understand the structure of the rules so much better now that I’ve started doing this.

First 30 spells. So far so good. 10 more tomorrow.

Working on improving my DM skills. It isn’t super necessary but I’m choosing to memorize the 150 most common spells. 18 of 150 down on day one. We will see how this goes.

LEFT: 1960s Robert Mueller, a wounded and highly decorated soldier in Vietnam.

RIGHT: 1960s Donald Trump, a draft dodger at reform school, not athletic enough to make the team so picking up jock straps as “staff.”

It’s been 30 years and I still can’t listen to Breathe Me without crying.

Setting the mood. Curse of Strahd, my version, at the table last night.

Awesome. Last night was their first full session in their first town of the campaign. All role playing that thrust them into a whirlwind of drama and problems vying for their attention.

In Thailand they just call Thai Food food

It’s D&D day! Little last minute prep things just for quick references. Very excited.

Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”

HOLY SHIT.

A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.

Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

It’s so exhausting that they think claiming TDS is a Get-out-of-stupid-free card.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. I thought 1 mile swim was 1850 yards, turns out it’s 1760 yards. My mile time isn’t 30:32 it’s 28:26. 🤯

Well hun, I guess I got buns, what that anaconda do?

I’m really dreading the money that AI commercials feature our own fae talking to ourselves about things in our own voice

The thing about swimmers (and wrestlers too) is that we know what it feels like to stand basically naked in front the whole school and their parents.

I don’t know why it annoys me so much that people assume every different variation of the subway turnstile testing is somehow all simultaneously the final one they’re going to implement everywhere.

There are 80 different ones being tested and none will be chosen until 2031

I think so too. You can make the sound and everyone knows who it belongs to.

In signature terms, is Bad Bunny’s “aye” as iconically synonymous with the artist as “heehee” is to Michael?

Part of me misses participating in the company lunch order. The huge delivery of food and everyone sorting through it to find their name.

Im so excited about DMing tomorrow. 😂 it’s hard to contain all the surprises. Uhg. 😂

We Are The Art | Brandon Sanderson’s Keynote Speech YouTube video by Brandon Sanderson

👏 👏

More progress on my DM screen.

Progress on the DM screen. From left to right Evil Lab, Haunted Mansion, Green Way, Palace (center), Tavern, Library, Ice Way.

Today I got vase coloring on the Haunted mansion and the Library. Still months of work ahead.

Speaking to a few more prominent members of the Curse of Strahd community who are encouraging me to write my variation of the story as a mini-module. Could be quite cool.

Best loaf yet.