Love everything about it

I can only dream of what that would taste like with fresh lemons.

Great. Now I want homemade frickin lemon curd. 🤯

I've heard reports that Jesus was acting in a threatening manner and that the soldier was justified in defending himself

The Guardian also ran a story explaining how Sinaloa was having to re-use their homemade submarines! Apparently it was once cheaper to just sink the things, but then we all turned into a bunch of whiney anti-cocaine ninnies.

A blood vein, you say? Also, would the teensyness of the mosquito make the target relatively huge? It would be like being impressed that a human could kick a wastebasket on the first try

At this point I don't have faith that the American people, as a whole, won't die by falling off the toilet.

It's only been in the last 10 years that the apostrophe in my name stopped making the DMV implode

Alt text! Now I’m feeling all vulnerable asking if that’s actually Warhol. Is it?

I heard they’re developing one with wheels

If you’re reading this, don’t be reading this. Also, I love you.

Before reading your post, I saw the picture and immediately thought that Brooks did a walk-on on TNG

The worst part about this post is that I think I know the exact smell you’re talking about

You may not be aware that the lyrics fit quite neatly into the melody “Sweet Child o Mine” by Guns N’ Roses.

You’re welcome

It’s all that recombinant bovine growth hormone in the milk

Star Trek is the most woke nonsense I’ve ever seen. The very first episode of Strange New Worlds had a scene in a bar with a LADY trumpet player? Insane

OH SHIT GUNDAMS!

Yes, I know I’m uncultured, but $.25 instant ramen is all I’ve ever had. I was excited to try fresh ramen. It was identical to instant but with a bit of pork and an egg.

Is that to be expected?

I guess I can call it “boycotting”

Had to go look it up because I kept reading it as “Clucky Man” or “Quacky Man”

That is a complicated face

I support this

That’s crazy considering his conviction rate

Is the hawk in the process of stealing that wig?

Scene from Star Trek Enterprise showing Klingons experiencing a holodeck for the first time. One points into the distance and declares, "I can see my house from here"

Won't make it through another entire lap of Star Trek Enterprise, but I made it far enough to see one of my favorite bits of ST history.
#StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise

Worked at a movie theater when this came out! I’ve seen it a dozen times (but have seen the end credits 50+)

Damn. There’s talent that you admire, and then there’s talent you resent.

I’m going to leave before I say something hurtful…

(seriously, that’s amazing)

Figure out how and I’ll trade any of those for the ability to make something like that. Looks amazing!

I came here to say that very thing

Every girl, every man!
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