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Posts by Matty Long

These are so good Mark 👍

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Amazing 👏
Congratulations! 🥹

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Ah that's brilliant! Hope she enjoyed WBD

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World Book Day at St Faith's school in Cambridge 😁

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This is fantastic 👏

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And you can get 25% off if you pre-order now (until Feb 20th) using the code FEB26 online at Waterstones. Thanks for supporting what I do 💚

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Croaky: Danger at Crater Canyon lands on May 7th. Snakes, meteors, and...UFO's!? 🛸

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Turbo Bunnies continue to reign supreme.

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A sneak peek at Croaky 5, coming in May.

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Just to recap: I switched to Smash after WeTransfer became unusable 🙂

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Add me pals? 🤗

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Andor good but spent the whole series waiting for it to get as good as everyone said it was. Also where were all the aliens? Lobster head guys etc

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I got into them via The Distance To Here, my favourite record by them even if TC probably is their best. It was their last great album though; what followed in the 2000's was ropey for most part and trying to keep up with the amount of reunions and in-fighting between them nowadays is exhausting.

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One of my all time favourite records 😳

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An historic moment - the arrival of the first £10 pint: Stephen Collins cartoon The Peronis, Madris, Buds are all jealous of my achievement

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

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Amazing Emma 👏

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Sure would be nice if I could hold just one drawing event without getting ill afterwards 🙂

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A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal This is a comic about AI art.

Let’s talk about AI art.

theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

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[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking]

1
SOCRATES:
Plato..

PLATO:
Yes Socrates?

2
SOCRATES:
Can you tell me, are you human?

PLATO:
Why… yes, Socrates

3
SOCRATES:
And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is?

PLATO:
Um, yep

4
SOCRATES:
So you can tell me, then

5
[Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel]

SOCRATES:
*Is that a chariot*?

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PLATO:
Well
that’s more just a bit of wheel 

7
SOCRATES:
So not a *chariot*.

PLATO:
No.

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SOCRATES:
[Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes]

So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*?

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PLATO:
Well you can’t tap any of them really

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SOCRATES:
So are we not human?

PLATO:
‘Spose not.

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[Bleak pause]

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PLATO:
I’ll get the hemlock

SOCRATES:
Yeah

[ends]

[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking] 1 SOCRATES: Plato.. PLATO: Yes Socrates? 2 SOCRATES: Can you tell me, are you human? PLATO: Why… yes, Socrates 3 SOCRATES: And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is? PLATO: Um, yep 4 SOCRATES: So you can tell me, then 5 [Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel] SOCRATES: *Is that a chariot*? 6 PLATO: Well that’s more just a bit of wheel 7 SOCRATES: So not a *chariot*. PLATO: No. 8 SOCRATES: [Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes] So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*? 9 PLATO: Well you can’t tap any of them really 10 SOCRATES: So are we not human? PLATO: ‘Spose not. 11 [Bleak pause] 12 PLATO: I’ll get the hemlock SOCRATES: Yeah [ends]

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CROAKY: Escape from Crow Castle is out now. Some fun surprises in this one, with a bit of spookiness too 😱🐦‍⬛🏰

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Me asking for another deadline extension

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Congrats Jamie 👏

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SHMF turned 10 this week, which is mad! For a more earnest reflection on it do check out my instagram @superhappymatty if you fancy.

Cheers 🍄

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Think I loved everything about Hollow Knight apart from playing the game

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Absolutely love these! "Bad Mushroom for Life" the pick of the bunch I think 😎

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Trevor TO THE MAX

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Wading through AI slop on Pinterest like that grandma in the acid lake in Dante's Peak

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Come draw Super Happy stuff! 🍄

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