Because of course he was.

Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video) YouTube video by SirMixALotVEVO

You know I'm an honest person because Sir Mix-a-Lot and I share at least two common traits. 🍑😉

#Honesty #Facts #BabyGotBack #HipHop #Honda #thirtysixtwentyfourthirtysixfivethree

two men are hugging each other on a basketball court and the words `` hugs friend '' are visible . Alt: two men are hugging each other on a basketball court and the words `` hugs friend '' are visible .

Much platonic love to you, brother. I'm sure you've got a great support system around you but if you ever want to just grab a virtual coffee, lemme know. 🫂

Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood cover

Trump: "I thought it was me as a doctor"

Trump's doctor:

A Marauder IIc

O' Marauder IIc
We call upon thee
With your ER-PPC
Not one, not two but three
The loadout fully dynamic
Our enemies seen in panic
From Inner Sphere organic
To Clan-based mechanic
Our Omni-Mech
Is higher tech
Outfitted to the best spec
Our opposition to wreck

(I need to get out more often) 🙃💚

It's wild, brother. I've shoulder-surfed successfully and the fact that people just leave shit wide open and unattended is mind-boggling. Here's a few more from #Starbucks:

Just wild. 🤦

Professor, would you say we've lost all common sense?

Yes I would, Kent.

Here's a few more. Both from #Starbucks and the second one (with the fire extinguisher) was at the same one as my original post.

And to your statement: Yes. Yes it is amazing. Terrifyingly so. 🙃

Raping. He's raping him. 'Cause Trump's a rapist. He rapes.

a woman with a surprised look on her face and the word seh behind her Alt: a woman with a surprised look on her face and the word seh behind her

I've got more. It's scary how often this happens, especially at Starbucks. I'll post some more later today.

I use these in my security training and the best compliment I've received was that one of my colleagues said that he almost did this but remembered the training and packed up. 💚

In case you missed it...

#ICYMI #OPsec #Fail #Safety

Photo at a Starbucks where a person left their seat while leaving their unlocked laptop, drink, coat, notes and bag unattended for multiple minutes.

Please (!) do NOT leave your items unattended, especially in public:
- Unlocked laptop
- Coat
- Notes
- Drink
- Handbag (and all items within)
Left unguarded for about five minutes.

I don't know why but this is a recurrence at many different #Starbucks.

#Hacking #ThreatActors #StaySafe #Safety

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.

a cartoon of two teddy bears hugging each other Alt: a cartoon of two teddy bears hugging each other

I know it's almost always jokes with me but I want to let you know that I (and many others) have felt that grief and want you to know you're not alone. 💚

Bathing trunks which are camouflage on one side but bright orange on the other.

I don't get it... Do you want to be seen or not?

two men are standing next to each other with the words `` you got this '' written on the bottom . Alt: two men are standing next to each other with the words `` you got this '' written on the bottom .

You could always try spinning up a VM with VirtualBox or qemu. I've been native Linux since '97 but have a Windows partition on one of my boxes just for this type of stuff.

Regardless: You got this, brother! 💚

Trippy '90s visuals from Bryce? Get out of my head! 🙃💚

I played around with Bryce in the late '90s when I was working at DEC and had a co-worker who showed it to me. Three bucks is an absolute steal!

#Bryce #3D #Rendering #GodI'mOld

Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini

So Mr. Tipton... How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

Just a reminder that tcpdump101.com is free to use, 100% client-side (so you can download and run it locally on your computer without a webserver) and was 100% written by hand (solo) with no LLM/AI usage whatsoever. 💚

#tcpdump #PacketCaptures #Networking #Hacking #CheckPoint #Fortinet #Cisco

Just tag me text time... Whenever that is. 🙃

It's the @dustrial.net Spring Sale -> dustrial.net/collections/... <-

Merch for people interested in #Cypherpunk, #Hacking, #DigitalArt, #Anime and a combination of all of them. 👍

I've been playing #Modulus which just dropped a few days ago and I'm addicted. I /strongly/ recommend this game.

#Factory #Automation #Games #VideoGames #Zen #Relaxing

store.steampowered.com/app/2779120/...

Billy the Puppet with the text "I Remember this One"

🙃

Skyrim - "Macho Man" Randy Savage - Dragon Mod YouTube video by Ross Mahon

off the top rope with mods

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlJU...

Good, girl. 💚

Spinning the tracking wheel on the machine like I was a DJ queuing up for the drop.

a man with gray hair and a beard is smiling with his arms in the air Alt: Hide the pain Harold going from happy to sad

>be me
>PenTest engagement
>do some hacking
>find some possible footholds
>every one leads to a dead-end in some fashion
>mfw

a man laying on the grass with a liberty rugby ball in his hand Alt: Rugby player scoring a try.

I was trying to further the joke about how you may end up having Robert Paulson's boobs pressed up against you. Meh. Not all of my jokes land. But much like rugby, I'll always give it a try. 🙃