Did you tell him to go eat a raccoon penis?

I hope this ended with her saying “Go eat a raccoon dick.”

Dems should have learned the lesson from Harris (got it wrong) and Mamdani (got it right) to ignore the right and move left. I want nothing to do with anyone that was ever in a MAGA hat and will vote against politicians that platform them

Has disease ever been a problem for militaries?

Finger to ear: This just in. I'm being told that yes they have been.

Let's put a bunch of people in a confined space without immunization and see how quickly they all get sick.

Good work.

The rich get richer while the rest of us try to get by.

The 5% wealth tax being advocated for is too small. Take 90% of their wealth and use it to fund social programs, education and redistribute the wealth they have stolen.

Caffeine should be regulated like tobacco. Too many kids coming to school with drinks that have 200+mg of caffeine.

Jolt got discontinued in the '90s because it had 70mg of caffeine.

First we give them tax breaks, then we give them back the tariffs that we paid for, now lets give them more tax breaks by doing this.

What the actual f?

At least make a show of it.

Go. Sit down. And then make a scene and walk out. Make it a spectacle.

Afflict the comfortable.

I need to do a George Costanza and pick a fake job.

When people find out you teach middle school it is always the same response.

“wow. I could never do that.” And then they ramble on about their lack of patience or that they would end up hitting disrespectful children.

That’s not true.

He managed to get the Strait closed in the first place. Not a positive but definitely something no other President has done before.

And loses.

I live in Saint Paul but teach in a last ring suburb. Students genuinely fear for my life when I tell them where I live. They think there are constant crime.

So companies can now apply for refunds on the tariffs they paid.

Great. When do I get my money back for the increases they charged to my goods to pay those tariffs?

So do the people that did my colonoscopy.

Shouldn't quantum computers be the future instead of AI?

Stop fighting for the limited number of people in the center or hoping that Republicans will vote for Dems and start fighting for the people that are disillusioned and abandoned by promising real change.

Stop fighting for the limited number of people in the center and start fighting for the people that are disillusioned and abandoned by promising real change.

For better or worse, that's how Trump won.

That’s $38,000 per home.

They’ll never even notice but will complain like you’re taking their last French fry.

And she still supports him.

The Leopard told you he was going to eat your face, repeatedly. And yet.

Or getting tax breaks on things that aren’t essential.

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Every unit in my 8th grade science class starts with a phenomenon. When I introduce the phenomenon I sing this song.

Every time I say the word phenomenon a handful kids sing the dos.

If you had a teacher that made an impact on you and they are still teaching, send them an email and let them know what you are doing.

This time of year is really difficult for us and it helps to have reminders that we make an impact.

We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zohran. This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.

Indeed—Elect more women!

No it isn’t.

I never want to hear another person say that Joe Rogan is starting to push back against Trump.

He is all in.

Phrasing. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Sending your 8th grader to school with a 300mg energy drink is wild.