It’s a lovely paw indeed.

A coworker saw how much caffeine I had with me this morning and said, “No wonder you always move at a hundred miles per hour.” Very nearly told her that this pup just gets the zoomies.

Anyway, I got a new shower curtain, how do you like it?

“I will gladly assist, however I may need to employ my teeth as well as my hands to expedite that process, sir.” 😈

“Excuse me, good pup, but if you wouldn’t mind indulging me I would like for you to strip down and lay your naked body atop of mine.” How’s that?

Agreed!

Pup is craving some attention 🦴🐶😈

Bark. Im standing at attention now.

Moving day! Thanks again you to my friends who helped today, you all get Jell-O shots tonight. Now time to organize a little before taking a much needed nap.

I sprung a leak.

The “thwap” on your belly has me going hnnnnggh

Happy birthday! Hope you get everything you wanted today.

I’m moving in a week, so finally starting to really pack. I didn’t realize the extent of my underwear collection. 😅

No apologies.

Just be warned, it can get real expensive real quick. My wallet has cried out in pain so many times in the last four years.

Hell yeah. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have since I started that journey.

Seeing all these beautiful humps on my timeline today got me pretty excited.

In need of someone to pin me down.

I feel you. I’m on the border of under weight and healthy weight. Been trying to put on weight for over 1.5 years and have never been able to get past 140.

Both. Definitely both.

No walkies today. Snowed in because of this dumb March blizzard. 🥺

What a gorgeous symbiote.

If there’s cuddles involved, I’m in.

Who wants to join me this hump day?

*Wags tail* I do, I do!

@pup-quartzmn.bsky.social takes such a good pounding. I couldn’t get enough and went back for round two a half hour later.

Roffle is great. Love his content.

Move over Barry White, Balatro gameplay is the official soundtrack for puppy poundings.

What a great bone to play with @pup-quartzmn.bsky.social Next time you can play with mine.

10 out of 10, would ride again.

I rarely post about survival on here but its not an option anymore. My home has become a war zone AGAIN. If you arent in the streets thats ok, we need donations. We need safe places to land. Our neighbors need diapers and water and toiletries cause it isnt safe to go to the grocery store.
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