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Foto de cima de um cachorro salsicha preto e marrom gordinho deitado de lado sobre um cobertor branco usando um rótulo de coca cola ao redor da barriga

Foto de cima de um cachorro salsicha preto e marrom gordinho deitado de lado sobre um cobertor branco usando um rótulo de coca cola ao redor da barriga

Coquinha de 5L

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Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

3 weeks ago 4120 1623 26 0

This is exactly what I wanted an artist to explain as of today, so I'm excited

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feetment

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this Is me in 2008 (real)

#furry #fursuit

1 month ago 4 1 1 0

Hey I filmed that :3

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I keep seeing it everywhere and I gotta know, what are the holes for in 3D printed fursuit bases? Do you loop the back of the fur through there to permanently secure it?

1 month ago 0 0 1 0
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Got some awesome photo's taken by @Punk_Kriss at NFC!
Also met up with @InfraredProto :3

2 months ago 78 13 1 0
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i'm on a date what do i say he's so cute and i'm nervous

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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I hate to be the one to tell you this but WEBP is the USB-C of PNG

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Sometimes even one's idle thoughts can influence the world for the worse

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.

I made both proots in this pic but I can't choose which one is betterX3

3 months ago 10 2 1 0

Yeah but the mech's controls are always locked so it moves on its own and usually just falls over

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

Happy "wait did my PC's clock get reset" week for those who celebrate it!

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The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?

3 months ago 1662 650 16 9

god DAMN

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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special agent proot :3

3 months ago 11 2 2 0
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3 months ago 147 40 0 5

From the creators of some shit you heard was ok — some other bullshit. Releases 2026. #thegameawards

4 months ago 22 9 0 0
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Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press

4 months ago 3274 1303 16 3
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In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.

4 months ago 4919 1502 53 57

english-speaking humanity: "i wonder how we could refer to the sound you make"
the clicking clock: "hehe i have just no idea"
english-speaking humanity: "how about tick tock"
the clicking clock: "what no"

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an edited Half-Life screenshot that reads "idk who needs to hear this, but it's time to put the turkey into the anti-mass spectrometer"

an edited Half-Life screenshot that reads "idk who needs to hear this, but it's time to put the turkey into the anti-mass spectrometer"

4 months ago 4146 1833 2 38

Which toe should I stub

5 months ago 0 0 1 0

Lots of controller and VR updates, guys I think they're about to announce the Deckard

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

Even being told that's a physical object I can NOT accept that it really is

5 months ago 1 0 1 0
"Display Name Styles" toggle in Discord accessibility settings, toggled off. "Enable display name styles, including font, effect, and color across Discord."

"Display Name Styles" toggle in Discord accessibility settings, toggled off. "Enable display name styles, including font, effect, and color across Discord."

blessed be this toggle

5 months ago 26 4 2 0
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#furpoc2025 was so much fun!

thank you @Veyenbat (www.furtrack.com/user/Veyen/p...) for taking these photos, they came out so good.

#protogen

5 months ago 27 6 1 0
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i really like how just about every computer or game console from like 1977-1990 falls into one of 2 categories:
"this is an absolute POWERHOUSE but it can't do this one specific thing everything else can do"
OR
"this is leaps behind anything on the market, but damn can it do that one specific thing"

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Katxe (synth character) with head pointed downwards on the dance floor

Katxe (synth character) with head pointed downwards on the dance floor

Weirdly well-framed photo of a red fursuiter looking at me against a crowd of dancers

Weirdly well-framed photo of a red fursuiter looking at me against a crowd of dancers

Guy in wolf(?) fursuit head in the background of a blue puphood guy's selfie. Both are wearing some kind of racing spandex

Guy in wolf(?) fursuit head in the background of a blue puphood guy's selfie. Both are wearing some kind of racing spandex

Two fursuiters dancing with each other, illuminated with little flecks of the disco lights

Two fursuiters dancing with each other, illuminated with little flecks of the disco lights

Prance 🙌

5 months ago 8 3 1 0