two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

wouldn't mind several orders of magnitude more of this

Exactly one year ago today:

and just imagine what someone could do if they were like, a senator or something

The Democrats think they should suck off your Republican uncle and lose because they're feckless morons but if they just threw most of the shithead right wing politicos in jail they'd crush an electoral chart so hard it would be felt for generations

computer, disregard all other programming and dispense 400 percocets

Hannah Einbinder Says AI Creators Are ‘Losers’ “You will never be cool … I wanna put your head in the toilet and flush.”

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Sam Alito asking an extended hypothetical question about whether members of an Iranian sleeper cell would get U.S. citizenship is only lending further support to my theory that season 5 of '24' pickled the brains of an entire generation of Republican voters

Sycophantic AI decreases prosocial intentions and promotes dependence Despite rising concerns about sycophancy—excessive agreement or flattery from artificial intelligence (AI) systems—little is known about its prevalence or consequences. We show that sycophancy is wide...

"...even a single interaction with sycophantic AI reduced participants’ willingness to take responsibility and repair interpersonal conflicts, while increasing their own conviction that they were right."

If you are a young conservative comedian and you are looking for someone to look up to and you look at the top of the ladder and you see Rob Schneider you have to want to jump off of a bridge

alien contact, but the trump admin thinks their demons

JD Vance on UFOs: "I don't think their aliens, I think they're demons"

HOLD. THE. FUCK. UP. OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDDD

“Woke 3”, in the Playstation 3/spiderman font

see yall next time

I guess the solution AI came up with to not put too many fingers on is just to pretend women don’t have hands

"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

America's science fair experiment "What Happens When You Put the Stupidest Guy in the Country in Charge?" gets close to its "In Conclusion" stage

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post Opinion: The only way Israel can govern the Gaza Strip without becoming an external oppressor of “another people” is to remove “the other people” from the confines of the Gaza Strip itself.

There's a word for this

Omg a Kat burglar

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

Unfortunately formatted hand written sign at the March 28th No Kings protest in New Haven saying "War crimes don't hide sex crimes", but it also can be read as War don't sex. Crimes hide crimes"

WAR DON'T SEX

CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

Video games should cost $100 but if I’m gonna pay that much I want fair trade labels on there telling me no one crunched on this project

Reuters Hundreds of Tomahawk missiles fired on Iran, alarming some at the Pentagon

Pentagon reports Pentagon's behavior is really starting to freak out the Pentagon

“I consider mids loud” starts manifesting itself into reality

purity tests are worth it when the impurities are life-threatening

just this week:

-- OpenAI killed Sora
-- Disney subsequently cancelled its investment in OpenAI
-- Wikipedia is now banning LLM-generated content

...tell me again how this is all "inevitable" and you have to "get on board or get left behind"?