The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification.

Old tweet by me reading: "I used to imagine a Matt Smith-era story called “Go To Eleven” which would guest-star Spinal Tap. The whole episode would be documentary-style, about a Tap reunion tour falling apart over David and Nigel’s egos while the Doctor defeats an alien menace in the background."

New Spinal Tap trailer looks funny, but I will always mourn my could-never-have-actually-been-realized fantasy crossover.

Everything is awful but guide dogs are being trained using toy squirrels stuck to remote control cars. And you need to see it

I've just verified my age by going clubbing with Nobby the Sheep.

a scene in the animated lord of the rings movie. Gandalf the grey is standing in a lush green forest, wearing grey robes, and a blue pointy wizard's hat while wielding a staff. He's pointing up as if to think of something, and the image is captioned "It's never too late to start something over, including a new version of yourself."

Good morning✌️🍀

Post a song from the year you turned 12.

Expo '70 (Osaka) companion uniforms.

Via a Twitter account that no longer exists.

This is Chili. He got a special Chili-sized couch a few months ago. Pleased to report that naps are even cozier in a place of your very own. 13/10

Illustration of a capybara facing the viewer, wearing white papal vestments. Caption: Popeybara

I feel like we’re all ignoring the obvious answer.
#art #conclave #capybara

Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.

This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10

If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.

This is Duncan. He just had his first blueberry, and now demands another. 12/10

The Wombles play Motörhead

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

In the beginning, God created Man. However, contrary to the common telling, God did not say, "Man, thou must have a mate." God said, "Oh, shit, what did I just do?" So, God created a better model and said unto his initial creation, "Behold, I have created People 2.0, with fewer bugs and glitches. I give you Woman." And Man was pissed. —It's a Wonderful Wiccan Way of Life

Best intro to a book I’ve seen in awhile

Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image.

Me, looking at the year ahead.

If you see this post, post a picture from your device without an explanation.

Picture from your device, no explanation.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

If you see this, post a Dino.

Word of the day is a favourite, from old Scots.

To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

This is Geoff, my folks' #dog
#Dogsofbluesky

Explaining to my followers why my posts aren't that good:

Council staff had previously responded to a blockage in a sewage system in Dingle, which was caused by a mis placed jumper

Know that many of you may be visiting this Bluesky feed to get the answer to one particularly question.... well here is the answer you are looking for!