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We came first in trivia last night and after not contributing many points all night, i got us the last question. We didnt bet a lot on it (last round can take points) because we were already winning, but it felt good. First win we've had in like 2 months

hey so it actually only has to make sense for me to do it and i don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else

I Did sleep last night finally

Chat should i have a 3rd coffee (again)?

Turns out when you start treating your body decent, it works less good when you dont do those things

Already had too much coffee first thing in the morning (no real sleep for... a while now) and the catastrophic 4 pm redbull is singing to me

I will drag my feet at work for weeks and then i freak out and finish something and then i feel like god when it works the way it's supposed to. But that initial "i dont like this and i dont give a shit" seems impossible to circumvent.

We are each touching the stove at our own pace

Surely there's nothing to look into there 😃

Was just thinking about how many books i've read this year and .... my reflex was to disregard everything i've read that i enjoyed

The subject line from an email I received: I'm a bad girl and I need to be punished.

How did this become my responsibility?

you can add -e to any word to class it up, farte, cocke, balle, cume, turde, it works on anything. the e stands for 'elegance'

Bad night

Misanthropic to an extreme degree

digital art. crying cat. text above the cat: has to do more than 1 thing arrow from text points to the cat

God these asian dramas really just rip your heart out and piss on it

could really use a nap under the tulips rn

I wasted so many years being normal passing

A lot of reasons

Angry for no reason today

Hey! Sorry I missed this. I bolted and went to seed

a simple drawing, in flat color halftones of a pink maneki neko holding a candy heart that says “be good to me.” She has hearts reflected in her eyes and is smiling, but a little sweaty. Text above says “for luck in love”.

For Luck in Love ❤️💦
#art

a simple drawing, in flat color halftones of a yellow maneki neko holding an arrow and a laure wreath. She has skulls reflected in her eyes and is blowing a raspberry. Text above says “for victory over your enemies”.

For Victory Over Your Enemies ☠️ 🏹
#art

Wow thats blurry as fuck huh

I made these. Then i caught up with a friend from college. I am now going to sleep for 8 million years

Happy Halloween!!!!!

Lol i am not

A fine vintage

Stink