I think the plan is to get bought up by the Smithsonian. They really are playing the long game.

Trump’s statements on Iran increasingly contradict each other The president has made conflicting comments on questions both large and small related to the war.

Weird rules of mainstream media: you can't say he's *lying*, and you can't call a particular thing he says *false*, but you can say that the things he says *contradict one another*. That's the objectivity sweet spot. 🙄

Anyone who does that fake throwing a ball for their dog thing... well done, you outsmarted a dog. A dog that loves you and really, really wanted you to throw a ball for them.

You should be on some kind of register.

Nissan LEAF: Gas Powered Everything commercial YouTube video by Motor1

This remains the greatest piece of persuasive advertising ever made about electrification. It's insane to me that Nissan dropped it & it's insane that no one on the green left has picked it up to make it a national PSA.

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Speaking as an American, I would be so mad at you if I could read.

Sadly the solar farm in this image is only producing 20% of what it could, owing to a Pikachu infestation.

While you're cooling your heels at the airport waiting for your flight like a chump, I will be sitting at home waiting for the time to leave for the airport.

Which means slightly more comfortable furniture. Checkmate, atheists.

I never thought I would see the day when I would get an InfoWars bumper sticker.

You will be selling InfoWars bumper stickers, correct?

It's "crack me up," not "break me up."

Which Malaysian troll farm are you running your mouth out of?

Climate Change Concern Near Its High Point in U.S. The 44% of U.S. adults who currently worry "a great deal" about climate change or global warming is near its 46% high point from 2020.

US elites decided, like a school of fish, that climate concern is old, boring, "woke," square, not hip & popular any more. As usual, it was based almost entirely on internal elite dynamics. It had nothing to do with the actual public, which is more concerned than ever.

Historians of the Age of Unending Awesome (2037-3301) generally regard this 'post' as the one that got the ball rolling.

Vegans believe butchers are gross, but the guy who sells fruits and vegetables is grocer.

A wearable mobility assist that goes around your legs, allowing for superhuman walking, running, jumping, etc.

Yes it will be called the IHOP.

"Madam, please, there are children present!"

"It's getting closer! Hit the gas!"

Sounds to me like you don't have the receipts.

Name one "virulent" thing about Zohram Mamdani.

In Johnson's case, any reasonable person can see that the label wasn't conjured from nothing.

Do you think it's reasonable to call Mayor Zohram Mamdani a "virulent Jew hater?" Can you dig up receipts?

"Time is not my adversary" says man closing in on his 80th birthday.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

It's the Dril tweet, but water and alfalfa instead of money and candles

Though it's worth noting that the cows never signed up for any of this.

Utah (also signed the Compact) has basically the same problem. The Great Salt Lake is drying up. Climate change, no snow pack, and still the idea of "grow less alfalfa" seems less possible than "stop building new housing."

Unsure. The main conceit of the game is "Bryce has been seated at the global control panel. There is a 50% chance it will end with him being physically dragged out of his office by rioters."

Samsung launches residential air-to-water heat pump reaching SCOP of up to 4.9 The Korean manufacturer said its new heat pump system can achieve a seasonal coefficient of performance of up to 4.9 under low-temperature floor heating conditions, and approximately 3.78 under higher...

www.pv-magazine.com/2026/04/20/s...

4.9! Those are ground source numbers, baby

Half-Earth Socialism lied to me?

(it's a fun little game on Steam, where you play out different strategies for stopping climate change and biodiversity loss, but "use as much BECCS as possible" is the easiest way to win)

I mean, sure you can "expect" anything you want but the speed limit means limit. That's the fastest you're supposed to be going. Words mean things.

What I don't understand is, how'd you read a post about an extremely aggressive and threatening driver and feel personally attacked over it?

"Bird cops" got a chuckle out of me.

Shoebills are the capybaras of the sky.

They haven't updated their talking points in twenty years. So I expect they will not.