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Posts by DISTORTICON 🎨

remember when everyone essentially bullied adobe off this platform? good times.

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Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.

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“David is a spectrum” graphic, with David Bowie on the left, David Byrne in the middle, and David Lynch on the right

“David is a spectrum” graphic, with David Bowie on the left, David Byrne in the middle, and David Lynch on the right

these are my creative spirit animals

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SUCH A GOOD SET. I LOVE MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!

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she play so many games, I saved her contact as nintendo

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my favorite part of bluesky is when it works

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a poster for cowboy bebop shows spike from the anime ALT: a poster for cowboy bebop shows spike from the anime

2 clicks away from being the bebop intro

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I didn’t create over 200 paintings in the last 15 years just to see 1/3 of them scraped for training data & my name abused as a prompt thousands of times. These companies are blatantly laundering copyrighted artwork, displacing the artists they stole from, & devaluing the arts as a whole.

FUCK AI.

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a dj playing music in front of a crowd with a pioneer dj controller ALT: a dj playing music in front of a crowd with a pioneer dj controller

ninajirachi.

that's it.

that's the post.

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my coworker is losing his mind bro

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“You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.”
― Edgar Mitchell

Image: Earthset captured through the Orion spacecraft window at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, during the Artemis II crew’s flyby of the Moon. A muted blue Earth with bright white clouds sets behind the cratered lunar surface.
The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region.
In the foreground, Ohm crater has terraced edges and a flat floor interrupted by central peaks. Central peaks form in complex craters when the lunar surface, liquefied on impact, splashes upwards during the crater’s formation.

“You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.” ― Edgar Mitchell Image: Earthset captured through the Orion spacecraft window at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, during the Artemis II crew’s flyby of the Moon. A muted blue Earth with bright white clouds sets behind the cratered lunar surface. The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region. In the foreground, Ohm crater has terraced edges and a flat floor interrupted by central peaks. Central peaks form in complex craters when the lunar surface, liquefied on impact, splashes upwards during the crater’s formation.

Waking up to the awe-inspiring images from NASA at the same time the US President is implying that he will commit genocide, I can't think of a better quote for the times than this one from Apollo astronaut Edgar Mitchell. I added it to today's Earthset image:

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!!! TONIGHT (9:00 PM EST) !!!
me, @vanguardair.bsky.social & @distorticon.bsky.social will be live at :

twitch.tv/bydrlng

for the FINALE (hopefully) of SONS OF THE FOREST!!!

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DROPPING TONIGHT!!

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- sees interesting youtube title
- ai voice
- close video

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MAKE U WANT ME, 3/27/2026

distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

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one of my favorite affinity tutorial creators made 1 (one) video on midjourney that did well and then hard-pivoted to nonstop AI news and tips. hasn't made a video on affinity in almost 3 years.

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has aged incredibly well by the way. he's literally me

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My first real game, Rat Central, is out NOW on Itch! Help save the sick rats! toonslol.itch.io/ratcentral

Title Screen Music/Art by @ra1nwat3r.bsky.social

#RatJam #Godot

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we're reliving our childhood nostalgia in wii sports... tap in!

www.twitch.tv/distorticon

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A beyond fucked up looking SpongeBob popsicle

A beyond fucked up looking SpongeBob popsicle

The other side of the beyond fucked up looking SpongeBob popsicle

The other side of the beyond fucked up looking SpongeBob popsicle

what the hell happened to my spongebob bro…

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all-time favorite for so many reasons

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how does it feel to cut my time from 2 hours to 12 minutes? 🙃

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please tell me how to make the cycles engine take less time

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blender is so awesome until your shit takes *glances at other monitor* 2 hours to render

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I too prefer playing video games with a different look and feel than the developers intended!

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A photo of Talking Heads’ frontman David Byrne in his big suit under a screenshot of a tweet that says:

“girl who can’t afford therapy right now: my parents divorce was so lynchian lol

me confusing david lynch with david byrne while trying to show off my borat impression: this is not mah beautiful wife”

A photo of Talking Heads’ frontman David Byrne in his big suit under a screenshot of a tweet that says: “girl who can’t afford therapy right now: my parents divorce was so lynchian lol me confusing david lynch with david byrne while trying to show off my borat impression: this is not mah beautiful wife”

there are maybe 3 people in my life who would also find this funny

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THANK YOU GOAT (I AM JUMPING FOR JOY)

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