TRUMP: “Do everything I ask or I’ll bomb you back into the Stone Age!”
IRAN: “How about, instead, you do everything we ask and we’ll call it a day?”
TRUMP: “Deal.”
FOX NEWS: “Awesome Trump is the world’s most masterful negotiator!”
Little orange kitty in a box
Obi says hello
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#Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️
Donald Trump is the Milli Vanilli of Nobel Peace Prize winners.
#GirlYouKnowItsTrue
Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?
My favorite SNL skit!
some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
Orange and white kitten snuggling
Sleepy Caturday for Obi.
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
I thought my new health insurance premium was going to be $350 per month until I got this letter informing me that it would be $1,228.28 PER MONTH. I CURRENTLY PAY $50. Is my math mathing? Is that.... a 2,356.42% increase?
2256.42%????
TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FIFTY SIX POINT FORTY TWO PERCENT😩
i don't know who needs to hear this, but it's not a real gatsby party unless the host winds up dead in their own swimming pool
If you make 130% of the federal poverty level, you qualify for SNAP.
A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify.
I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.
[Exit King.]
Like everyone, I hope this is a lasting peace deal. That said, it's pretty disgusting to watch some political journalists trip over each other in competition to muse about a Nobel Peace Prize for a president who is currently deploying troops against American cities, violently weaponizing an apparently unaccountable police force against American citizens, suppressing freedom of the press, shutting down free speech for corporations and campuses to leverage bribery deals, openly threatening and cajoling federal judges, cutting many billions in foreign aid that will lead to millions of deaths globally, engaging in the extrajudicial murder of foreign citizens, placating dictatorial regimes with widely documented human rights abuses, and undermining global stability with third-rate mafia tactics. It's tragic to witness how quickly informed journalists are folding to the fascism materializing in front of us because they don't want to be targeted next.
If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.
From the clips I’ve heard from tonight’s memorial service, whomever it is the speakers are all describing sounds like a saint. Damn sure wasn’t Charlie Kirk.
Instead of mourning Charlie Kirk today, I'll just leave this here...
1. Republicans are attempting to get the FBI to label trans advocacy as domestic terrorism.
Project 2025's parent org is pushing it.
It would not label all trans people as terrorists, but it would open the door for heavy surveillance and disruption.
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The majority of political violence comes from the far right, but we’re supposed to treat it as a “both sides” problem.
The majority of mass shooters are white males with extreme right wing ideologies, but we’re supposed to focus our outrage on the trans community and liberal colleges.
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Post from Donald Trump on Truth Social: A really deadly weekend in Chicago. 6 dead, 27 hurt in crime sprees all over the city. Panic stricken Governor Pritzker says that crime is under control, when in fact it is just the opposite. He is an incompetent governor who should call me for help. Mayor Johnson is no better. Make Chicago great again!
According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago.
8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois.
And yet Trump is sending troops here.
This is being misreported, and I think it's important to correctly frame it, so that folks don't sound clownish when they're advocating for trans service members.
The Air Force is denying *early retirement* to trans service members who have served 15-18 years and are being forced out.
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What's going on with my "guys" and in some cases "dolls?"
Rosie O’Donnell hit back at Donald Trump’s threat to strip her citizenship by taking a dig at his crisis over the government’s files on accused sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
Hey donald
Pretty weird how everyone in America openly understands the sitting president is actively covering up his involvement in a massive pedophilia and human trafficking operation, but we're somehow talking about the "threat" posed by nine-year-old trans girls on soccer teams.
I really like this idea!
If churches are allowed to endorse political candidates, then they must also pay taxes.
I find it funny that fireworks shows are still using "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen. That song doesn't mean what they think it means.
And I find it personally offensive that they use "Coming to America" by Neil Diamond when we're obviously not about that anymore.
