dogweapon on tumblr: "the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world"

Listened to Evenstar again for the first time in idk how long and felt so moved to tears. Man. Ive told myself for several years to rewatch the lotr movies and i keep not doing it🤦🏻‍♀️

🙏🏻🥲💕 thank you hehe

Guys there is a very real chance I might officially become a store manager come summer time and I'm already thinking very hard about my interview for it😭 Very thankful I'm on good terms with my regional manager but I am shaking a little lol

Cat (Faye) on a persons lap, paws curled

Josh is more of a cat magnet than he realizes T B H

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Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

the idea that everywhere was reporting he died because of a fake twitter account that was a scam soliciting crypto donations really says something about the state of online journalism that i'm not qualified enough to make

Which thing does this refer to LOL i saw the movie earlier

Yoshi from the Mario Galaxy Movie

Giselle from Enchanted first arriving in New York City

Only the realest people understand the connection

Josh and I just got out of the mario galaxy movie, 10/10

Discord screenshot of a message reqding "I can't believe I'm being ignored for cats and webkinz"

Prob one of the funniest messages my partner has sent in a hot minute

Flipped mirror photo to show off shirt. Shirt is printed with key art of Maya Amano with Artemis and Tatsuya Suou with Apollo from Persona 2 with text underneath that says "Persona 2" My tattoo of Maya Amano on my arm is also there :)

Not really sure it was worth spending $50 on a TSHIRT... but i am happy

Sadly no rich guy will ever be as cool as seto kaiba

Having this galarian ponyta would fix me

Wow who couldve seen this coming

Tv table with 4 sets of fake candle trios lit up in the dark with webkinz bunnies in the middle

Finally picked up sets of fake candles i was supposed to grab from my friends place months ago and set them up.

Couldnt stop giggling cause my bunnies look ready to sacrifice me (affectionate)

Imo most things are easier on laptop i lowkey also cant stand using my phone for everything so when I can use literally anything else sometimes i will😵‍💫

He also had some tattoos related to peace and his strong political beliefs and called orange dump a fucking freak and he doesnt people like him running the world, I know plenty of boomers arent bigots but its so rare to find them cause so many of them are gone ;-;

Cannot stop thinking about this whimsical old couple that stopped into my job today. Man mainly talked to me and we immediately bonded over tattoos and he showed me dancing vegetables on his leg and a little dabbing dog on his hand. He also had his hair dyed blue... already miss them💔

Delusion

Reddit temp banned my acc for a kirk joke 💀 sent an appeal thatll prob get rejected

Young tiki and adult tiki next to each other, holding their dragon stones with a happy expression. Young tiki’s pose is more energetic while adult tiki is more relaxed.

belated tiki bday drawing

My job is so unmatched i can witness someone buy a finn plushie with a dildo

Sighhh corporate greed yup im not surprised. IP sells extremely well indeed😐

Your energy bills cost more because of AI

Your PC parts cost more because of AI

Your job pays less because of AI

You're less informed, less skilled, and poorer because of AI

And NONE of it will ever benefit you worth an actual dime.

First he said he was “entitled” to 5 more House seats.

Now he says he’s “entitled” to a 3rd term.

No one is entitled to power in America. Donald Trump is a threat to our Constitution.

It's the same picture

#Pokemon #PokemonWindsWaves

Mirror selfie with me holding a galarian rapidash plushie, positioning my arm to show off my arm tattoo of all my favorite pokemon. Tattoo takes up most of the upper arm space and has a rainbow above Mew and Galarian Rapidash, further down includes Galarian Ponyta, Primarina, shiny Lopunny, Sylveon, Cinccino and Altaria. Image also includes gif stickers of Galarian Rapidash, mew, cinccino, lopunny, Primarina, Sylveon and mega Altaria. Caption reads Happy #Pokemon Day

At the very least I needed to take a picture with my beloved girl showing off my pokemon tattoo

Happy pokemon day!!! #pokemon30