i wanna write a story about this guy honestly
a japanese man buys a vintage doll and later he finds out that theres an evil spirit inside
whom he then goes on various misadventures with
in sort of a mix between psycho goreman and ted

i wanna lay on em.... >w<

the boyos are adorbs....

happy "everyone becomes immortal" day

nah, peeps keep throwing tons of portals into their custom levels and its really annoying, i dont want to see official levels do the same

why do artists keep crediting characters by saying "x is owned by y" like bro i dont care who "owns" the character, i care about who created it, nothings gonna change that

Aaron, orange cat, sits flirtily on a cafe bar with a cup of coffee, tongue out and paw on their cheek

"Meow!~ ...soooo do you believe in love at first meow or should I meow some more?"

fluffy kitty!!!!!

is ao3 EVER going to be out of beta?

chubby boyo >>w<<

Been obsessed with TMBG as of late

i am never ever ever ever ever going to make a toyhouse account, and you can quote me on that

getting more furry content on my stream....

like i just wanna look at the cute fluffy guys without some giant translucent text in the way, i get that credit is important but like there are better ways to go about it

dammit why does one of my favorite furry porn artists have to put a big obnoxious watermark over every one of their works now, its so annoying

congrats, you are the very first person on bsky to post this hashtag

presented by christanbot, the jewish robot sent to teach our followers about the quran

for the first time ever, the windows release curse might finally be broken (and not in a good way)

sometimes i feel like i should just stop using the internet

I need to learn how to make VRchat avatars already so I can disrupt the market with appealing, freely available creative commons-licensed customizable furry avatars

Aaron, orange cat, sits with his legs crossed and gazes at the camera

orange catboy.... 🐱

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

I'm feeling good about this install, let's hope I don't fuck it up yet again

Instead of using Librewolf as my browser of choice I have a whole bunch of options, including Falkon, Angelfish and Konqueror

Just reinstalled Arch linux because I hate myself, hopefully I don't fuck everything up again

based

fluffyyyyyyyy....

If you're looking for inspiration Half Life Alyx has a pretty good physics engine, it feels natural and intuitive and I've never accidentally dropped something just because I let my grip go for a bit.