Thank you McDonalds for hiring those facing federal job losses. Every family deserves to earn a living and that’s why we raised our minimum wage in Virginia to $15 an hour.

i fucking love teaching mathematics, it doesnt make me want to get drunk off my ass grown adults dont know what fractions or percentages or exponential growth is, it can only good happen

if there’s one thing i expect a CIA officer to know, it’s whether or not a given election is gonna be fair #voteyes

what the fuck is happening

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Mug of great Supreme Court cases

Nothing gets me out of bed in the morning like Dred Scott

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Amber Frost as Glenn Greenwald. Now imagine they're Uzbek. Doesn't look so much like the Dancing Plague of 1518 was caused by dudebros vaguetweeting now, does it?

i miss when i was young and naive and thought that villains of JRPGs and shitty Purge movies were unrealistic

what else can we get JD to do this weekend