And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth.”

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No one should go. No one should watch. I will lose respect for any journalist who attends.

Raw America (@rawstory) BRILLIANT: An immigrant woman shows exactly how to shut down ICE agents when they pull you over. She asserts her legal rights, and they have no choice but to let her go. Share this far and wide!

FUCK ICE!

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Just because Caitlyn Jenner is an objectively horrible person doesn’t mean it’s okay to deadname her. Please don’t.

Someone needs to tell Lutnick ‘growth’ and ‘inflation’ are not synonyms.

Time to impeach. He's done.

Check that, first half of the first sentence.

I can’t get past the first sentence…what a time to be alive.

What a sad admission. One of my favorite places I ever lived was in Brooklyn in an area that was basically Little Bangladesh.

I loved that neighborhood and would move back in a heartbeat. I never felt unsafe, I had good relations with my neighbors, and the food was great.

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

Everyone ready for the 4p AST show? #TrumpEpstein

Legacy media paints Harmeet Dhillon as plucky underdog fighting ‘woke ideology’ To the legacy media, Harmeet Dhillon has spent her career as an underdog — bravely swimming against the liberal tide.

To understand the deep institutional failure of legacy media in protecting democracy, please read this. Then share it. www.democracydocket.com/analysis/leg...

If you’re lost behind enemy lines, we will move heaven and earth to try and bring you home alive.

If we can’t do that, we’ll move heaven and earth to bring you home anyway.

That’s the promise, and it’s non-negotiable.

I’ve been worried about the WSO all day. Glad he’s safe.

Sinners was sooooo good.

They finally learned how to spell strait, then totally buffed it on ‘rain’. I know fascism is bad, but I can’t get past the ignorance.

An Inadvertent Release Judge Aileen Cannon forbade it.

Pretty good guess here for why Bondi is gone: joycevance.substack.com/p/an-inadver...

I love her too. 🖖💕

Say her name... #VirginiaGiuffre #Epstein #EpsteinFiles 💔🔄

Anti-Intellectualism Has a Hidden Target Though it’s increasingly not so hidden anymore

"In other words, the perceived worth of higher education has waned just as women have begun to outnumber men within it. Is it really a coincidence?"

I’m ready.

‘Visibly upset and struggling’: Acting ICE head hospitalized twice over stress, officials say Several current and former officials blame intense pressure from the White House.

ICE chief Todd Lyons has been hospitalized twice for the stress that comes with ethnic cleansing. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Cue the crocodile tears 🙄

but I’m in pretty good shape, and I’m still on the ball enough to stand around in airports and watch unpaid TSA agents work. I also want that sweet 50K bonus and 6-8K per month to, so how do I sign up?’ It felt better than just complaining. 🥰

5 calls yesterday to all 3 reps. I’m sooo mad. My first call was answered by a real person, and I asked ‘How can I apply to work for ICE?’ Long pause and an ‘Ummm’. I said, ‘hold on a minute, I know what you’re thinking, I’m a 65 yo retired high school teacher,

How 'Shoresy' Turned Into a Hockey Dreamland—Inside Jared Keeso's Vision and NHL Alumni Tour It's kind of a miracle that a show like Shoresy exists when you think about it.

I know you hockey heads all know Shoresy, but I bet a lot of your friends who don't give a rip about hockey know and love it too. Jared Keeso has a lot to be proud of considering he's just a "nutsack from Sudbury."

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Definition of ‘ass hat’.

It’s not your fault that we live in ‘interesting times’. Have a good vacation, rest up, the shit show will be waiting.

Safe travels.

Alright y’all this is a small thing but an easy one

Stop buying books from Amazon

Instead buy them from Bookshop.com which supports your local bookstores

Here’s a 20% discount on your first order

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MacFarlane: As for the press secretary saying that I’m a veteran CBS reporter—I am not a veteran CBS reporter, I am a former CBS reporter—but I am a veteran reporter, and I’m here to break news.