RIP to the poor IKEA tables who suffered this unthinkable fate

I, too, wish the real world would just stop hassling me

Screenshot of the website for Reply Boy, a generative AI powered service to “1000x your Twitter views”

Meanwhile in Twitter country

Rodney Dangerfield, photoshopped to look like Doctor Manhattan on Mars

I tell ya, I’m tired of this world, these people. I’m tired of getting no respect

Every day is Halloween

write a four-word horror story:

"updated advisory from ERCOT"

A bathroom hand soap dispenser that is labeled Gojo

It bothered me that we never really learned what Gojo did and why they could afford Waystar Royco so I guess soap manufacturing empire is now headcanon

Photo of an orrery made of hand-etched brass gears, a polished wooden base, and hand-blown glass planets.

My husband is an artist who makes orreries (clockwork planetary models) out of metal and glass. When I was struggling to finish my novel, he made me a deal: if I finished the book, he'd make me an orrery based on the world of my novel.
It's freaking BEAUTIFUL.

I’ve only seen the *trailer* for the first one—one time—and some of the visuals have stuck with me for years. Time to pick up Shudder and binge

They look great! And inspiring me to make a batch

Joker talks new partnership with Batman and his plans to kill Batman

Scratch record It’s only rock ’n’ roll. It’s only rock ’n’ roll.

Artists like John Legend and Justin Bieber are selling the rights to their song catalogs to investment firms relatively early in their careers. What could possibly go wrong? Check out my new story in Nature! www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Where’s Waldo scene

Recipe: don’t crowd the pan

The pan:

"Bookkeeper" is the only English word with three double letters in a row and "all beef beef frank frankmobile" is the only English phrase with two double beef franks in a row

Screen that says thanks for playing Blasphemous 2

Well that went by fast

Congrats! Love the art style, and that Super-Dodo power

Daniel David Palmer

Next time you’re on the chiropractor’s table, remember it all started when this guy learned the techniques from a ghost

An unmarked ad for fast food favorites

Where? WHERE DO I FIND THESE THINGS

a multi-level nightmare labyrinth, made of gray stone with lots of arches, in the cenobite dimension from Hellraiser II (1988)

i disagree with the cenobites on many issues, but one thing they get right is this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism

A white sign that says “dermatology” above an arrow on the side of the road

Nothing beats a roadside dermatologist

Gonna start building my feed by posting some of my 2008 tweets:

I can’t believe they made a new Indiana Jones movie

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oh good, a place for my thoughts that are too good for Notes, but not good enough to share in person