I know what plastic sounds like, McKensleigh

influencers tapping their nails on everything makes me irrationally angry

Forget microplastics, I'm having a hard time keeping my toddler from eating macroplastics

Ryan's brother asked the baby if he knew what tomorrow was and Ryan and I both said "Spy Wednesday." the answer he was looking for was "April Fool's"

i think about how Bishop Barron said this and never connected the dots

anyone have an opinion about a translation of Inferno

I messed up the grammar of this but y'all know what I mean

it's funny that I first knew of Snoop Dogg was from "Drop it like it's Hot" and my child will grow up knowing Snoop Dogg as the guy who sings the Muffin Man and Wheels on the Bus

not me feeling guilty for using polyester yarn

Lost Doctor Who and the Daleks episodes discovered in 'ramshackle' collection The Doctor's assistant Peter Purves was invited to a screening of the episodes in Leicester.

Indeed.

kyrie eleison

what the f

post in FB mom group: *picture of better than average 4-year-old handwriting* I'm really worried about his handwriting, is this normal???

every politician in favor of DST should be given multiple toddlers to take care of for the week after the time change

Zelenskyy's outfit for that one meeting was "disrespectful" but it's ok for potus to wear this hat, huh

from the desire to buy a BILLY bookcase, deliver me, o Lord

The children in the schools of Iran are my children, too.

ROMPING with my school-chums in the fens and spinneys, when the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame!!!!

the number of "Lenten challenges" this year appears to be endless and I don't like it

husband: what do you call a toddler who doesn't want to go to bed? a jammie dodger!

in case anyone was mean to you this weekend when you brought your kids to church, please know that's their problem, not yours, and your kids have as much of a right to go to church as anyone else

I have a very clear memory of it being recorded on VHS right before something else

I thought there was a Christmas time cartoon of the Corduroy book but I can't find it on the internet

"I do Mama's guard," he'll say as he stabs my crochet hook into the skein

toddler pronounces "yarn" as "guard" for some reason and it's so cute

I know, it's just so hard to not be mad about it even though I know I'm wasting my energy

my bishop is bilingual and cares very deeply for our immigrant community. he works closely with Catholic Charities who have been continuing to care for the many migrants across the diocese. I know the government is not happy with CC but they're like " 🤷🏼‍♀️ gonna live the Gospel anyways"

my bishop, who is not in Minnesota, has released a statement about the Holy Hour for peace/calling on people to actually read the Church's teaching on immigration. Bp Barron, who IS in Minnesota, has not.

I was worried someone was going to be weird about it but thankfully no one was

scandal: toddler boy snatches away his mother's veil during Mass to cover his entire head and face while grinning at fellow churchgoers